Bacon Flavored Toothpicks
A perfect gift for those who love bacon. These bacon flavored toothpicks would be a great gift for someone that has everything and needs nothing. These sticks are generously flavored with the unparalleled, drool-inducing flavor of bacon. The flavor is not so strong and not so mild.
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Big B0ob Optical Illusion T-shirt
If you're not well-endowed and miss the perfection of a good rack, this optical illusion t-shirt is just what you need! Ditch that itchy push-up bra that's more pain than gain for this comfortable Tee. As they say, If you can't make it, fake it!
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Dehydrated Water Can
Gift yourself this water can if drinking water is the last thing on your mind. Filled with wit, this can is in fact filled with dehydrated water, we kid you not! This hilarious gag gift is a reminder to your trekker friend to carry some humour in his survival kit.
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Venus Bust Scented Candles
It’s no wonder that women are from Venus, how else did these busty candles come around! Made of soy, these small curvy candles are a great way to light your fire *wink wink* This fragrant vegan goddess will have you weak in the knees and in the stress!
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‘F#ck’ Jars
If you're running out of f#cks to give, it's evident your life is filled with a bunch of Fu*kers! Stock up your f#cks for those who actually deserve them! This glass mason jar with 160 precious wood cut f#cks is a bountiful of resources. Use them wisely!
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‘Grow A D!ck’ D!ck-Shaped Chillies
These d!ck-shaped chillies are the perfect way to add spice to your palette. Gift this easy peasy planter to a friend who could use a d!ck. All this planter needs in water to sprout up edible and organic baby d!cks. Just don't use them in the bedroom!
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DIY Flying Butterfly Card
Give your special someone butterflies in their stomach with this magical card. This tiny rubber-band-powered Butterfly slips into any greeting card and flies up to 20 feet when the card is opened. Talk about romance floating in the air again!
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Stress Relief Ball Sack
When life gives you lemons, squeeze this ball sack! Hilarious and embarrassing at once, this suede ball sack is great for times when your stress needs an outlet. If you can't grab them balls in the flesh, at least you can grab them in the sack!
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Charcoal Underwear Pads
Save yourself the embarrassment of when you let slip some unpleasant wind in public. These charcoal pads attach to the outside of underpants without adding bulk to neutralise that stinky odour. No more awkward sidelong glances when your gastric system plays mischief!
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Orgasmic Man Metal Soap Dispenser
Pump this happy organismic man for some mutual benefit. He gets happier as you get cleaner. This artistic metal dispenser can be used for soap, sanitizer, lotion or anything you please! Get your hands on this industrial piece to quirk up your bathroom, kitchen or living room!
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Taco Holder Butt Plug
Slip your taco into this silicone/metal holder and trust it to be in safe hands. It comes in 3 different sizes to match your appetite. The only thing you're going to love more than those delish tacos is this taco Holder!
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Rattlesnake Head Keychain
This sinewy snake keychain is a great gift to someone who is fascinated with these charming meandering creatures! Made of real taxidermy, this keychain is ideal for any key size and is a real conversation starter! PS: no one's gonna borrow your car if it's slung onto this nasty baby!
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Handmade Fish Flip-Flops
Slip your feet into these utterly cute fish slippers for the perfect beach vibe! These PVC slippers are made with an anti-skid base and see light on your feet. It's adorable open fish face tucks your toes well to catch eyeballs as you strut across in these pretty shoes!
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Indexpen For Your Fingers
Discover the new paradigm in writing with this ergonomically designed pen for your index finger. You can either slip you finger in it or simply hold it as you're comfortable. No more handwriting problems due to arthritis, dysgraphia or other such conditions!
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3D Printed Chicken Arm
Get your meme game strong with this hilarious 3D printed arm. Strap them into your pet chickens and get some lol-worthy pictures! Gift it to a friend who runs a poultry farm or just someone who loves a good laugh! Everything going to enjoy this - well, except the chickens!
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Belly Button Lint Brush
Nothing quite satisfying as cleaning your belly button of collected dirt, is there? A handy buy if your friend's got a well-endowed midriff that comes with a deep navel. Gift it to someone who loves random stuff or a buddy with a cleanliness OCD for a good laugh!
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Boob or Butt Bachelorette Game
Test your girl gangs power of vision with this hilarious bachelorette game! Get the bride-to-be to guess the answer for each picture. Every wrong answer, and you give her a task to do! Easy to print, these game sheets are a whole lot of fun and naughtiness!
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Covid-19 Mask & Bra Combo
If the mask life is getting the better of you, this bra & mask combo is a welcome twist! The bra is two masks strung together, helping you find humour amidst the pandemic! Wear it on Halloween, to a weekend get-together or for naughty roleplay behind closed doors!
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Creepy Bloody Window Poster
Scare the living daylights out of passersby with this blood-stained 3D-effect window poster. This reusable poster is easy to put up and easy to remove, requiring no adhesive! Trick and treaters are going to be shit scared ringing your doorbell if your window looks like this!
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Baby Busting Evil Belly
This scary horror t-shirt is straight out of a Hollywood set. Give your guests (and your boyfriend!) the creeps with this baby bursting belly. Strap it on and wear a tight t-shirt to flaunt that evil bump. PS: your parents are not going to see the humour in this prop!
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Lucifer – Skull Mask
This spooky Lucifer mask will make your buddies skip a heartbeat! Handmade with resin, this mask will own your Halloween party for its realism and bag you that best costume award you've been eyeing for years! Accessorise with a trident sword and coloured lenses to round off the look!
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Scary Ghost Hanging Decoration
Startle your guests on Halloween by hanging this ghost decoration in an unsuspecting nook. This light-weight and gauzy decor is great for both indoors and outdoors. It's stone cold skeleton print is certain to send chills down a suspecting onlookers bones!
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Animated Eyeball Doorbell
Give your visitors the creeps with this freaky animated Eyeball. Watch the eyeball light up with one push while the doorbell speaks spooky secrets into your home. Little trick or treaters are going to love ringing your Doorbell!
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Fake Spiderweb Gun
Get your Halloween decor on point with this handy Spiderweb Gun. Spin some spooky decor for Halloween with this easy to use gun that can propel 900 sq ft of glow-in-the-dark cobwebs. They're so real, even spiders can't tell the difference!
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Serial Killers Colouring Book
Pour your creativity into these illustrations of the darkest minds ever. Each image is in a single-sided paper, waiting for an infusion of colour and a place on your wall. Give the artist in you some much-needed inspiration with this adult-only book!
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Box of Skeleton Bones and Skull
This assortment of Plastic bones are going to send shivers down your real ones! With a wide variety of 28 bones, this set is the ideal set-up for your Halloween party. PS: they're also weather-resistant should you aim for the graveyard vibe outdoors!
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Spooky Character Masks
If you're looking to pull off a Voldemort or the Joker look this Halloween, might as well perfect the effort with a mask. These realistic masks are exactly that - so damn real! Comfortable, light and oh so scary!
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Creepy Fake Cockroaches
If it's the Goth look you're going for this Halloween season, these creepy Cockroaches are a must-have! So real it'll jump your guests, and so gross that they'll throw up! Sprinkle some on your appetizers or drinks for added disgust!
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