33 Best Dirty Santa Gifts That’ll Be The Talk Of The Party
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Dirty Santa gifts are those utterly random and downright hilarious presents that will surprise you by just how useful they actually are. If you’re attending a dirty Santa gift exchange party, it’s important you get the theme of the gifting right. Here’s our pick of the best white elephant gift ideas that will leave everyone in splits! These gag gifts for men and women is wit at their best!
33 Hilarious Dirty Santa Gifts That’ll Be The Talk Of The Party
#1 T-Rex Dinosaur Taco Stand
It's tough to trust another human with tacos. That's why this dino is here for to do a roaring safekeeping job. He holds a set of 2 tacos or chips, sandwiches and just anything you slip onto his back to bring some cheer to your dining table.
#2 The Book of Unusual Knowledge !
Ever wondered why the shepherd’s pie is called so? Or which is actually the most dangerous animal in the world? Intrigue your mind with this informative and fascinating book about utterly random facts! An ideal gift for someone who loves reading anything under the sun!
#3 Grizzly Bear Animal Paw Slippers
Give your hairy brother footwear to match his excessive body tufts. These hilarious paw slippers made of polyurethane foam padding are the most comfortable abode for his feet. With Faux fur and padded grip soles, they're as close as he can get to the real deal.
#4 Urinal Shot Glasses !
Get the oddity theme for your party on point with these quirky shot glasses. Disgusting for some, downright hilarious for most others, these glasses are your sure-shot hack to getting 'pissed' drunk. It’s a great dirty Santa gift under $20 for a friend who loves shots!
#5 Hump Dog Portable USB Device
It doesn't get any dirtier than this when it comes to dirty Santa gifts! This little horny dog is at it in full public view, spreading bouts of laughter in the process! All this to get your data transferred in a safe and fuss-free manner.
#6 Finger Covers !
Who hates crumbs on the TV remote, the couch or just anywhere? If your buddy is guilty of the grease on his fingers, these silicone finger Covers promise to leave no evidence of food. This one size fits all reusable set of covers is basic hygiene lessons 101!
#7 Knit Hat & Removable Beard
Tired of neighbors and friends hitting you up on weekends? Don this hat and beard to transform your look and go undercover. Handmade with wool and acrylic, this set is the best dirty Santa gift under $50 for a friend who hates social obligations and hibernates all weekend!
#8 Burrito Tortilla Blanket
If your new girlfriend is as hot as snack, may as well get her to dress like one! This soft flannel blanket is perfect to cuddle into with her on your weekends. with double-sided printed and sturdy sewing, it's going to last through all the mischief between the sheets!
#9 Non-Stick Divided Skillet
Slash the dirty dishes by half with this 5-in-1 meal skillet. With a gadget metallic plate to evenly distribute heat, this skillet is here to make your breakfast game strong. Grill, fry or heat endless food combinations for a healthy wholesome meal all on one burner!
#10 Handsfree Wine Glass Holder
When a regular wine glass just doesn't cut it anymore, invest in this flexible wine glass holder. It slips around your neck to give you a hands-free drinking experience. This means both your hands free up to eat, dance or even cuddle the cute puppy that just gate-crashed your party!
#11 The White Chocolate & Peppers Challenge
Play the ultimate deception game with these seemingly harmless white chocolates. Hiding 12 devil level peppers from around the world, this challenge is not for the faint-hearted! It's one dirty Santa gift that's going to make your gift exchange hot and fiery!
#12 Wine Condoms
Those clumsy leaks can put you in a real spot. That's why we trust Condoms! We're talking about wine bottle here, you dirty mind! These airtight bottle stoppers made of food grade rubber latex lock in beverage freshness, prevent leaks and give you a good laugh all along the way!
#13 The Screaming Goat Book & Figure
If utterly random things tickle your funny bone, this screaming goat deserves a spot on your table. He sits waiting for you to give him a gentle press to take off on a vocal tryst. This figure comes with an illustrated pocket book with fun facts about this fun goat!
#14 'How To Poo At Work' Book
Shit happens and there's no way you're rectum can hold it in, even at your workplace! But, fret not! This handbook is all you need to handle shit-ty situations. A big turd, a broken flush or a rather stinky job, this illustrated book bails you out of all poo-related problems!
#15 Golden Throne Toilet Mug
If you need a coffee to take a dump every morning, this mug is your future staring back at you. This hilarious toilet mug is the best dirty Santa gift to a buddy whose coffee is his favorite laxative. Just make sure he doesn't use it for the real deal!
#16 'Whatever I'm Late Anyway' Wall Clock
If your colleague is always late, it's time you put his face to the wall - this wall clock, we mean. Hang it in his room as a reminder to be on time. It’s the most creative dirty Santa gift for someone who's got the clock needles all mixed up!
#17 Pop-Up Hot Dog & Bun Toaster
Enjoy a breakfast of champions with this handy hot dog and bun toaster. Its retro red design comes with a pair of tongs for easy access and a cord wrap at its base to make storage easy. This toaster cleans up real well with a removable drip tray!
#18 Guzzle Buddy Screw-On Wine Glass
Let nothing come in the way of you and your wine - not even your glass! This screw-on wine glass attaches to the bottle to make bottoms up a whole lot convenient! Just tilt, aerate and sip your favourite spirit. It's dishwasher friendly, leaving no proof of your indulgence!
#19 Pimple Popping Toy !
Enjoy that odd satisfaction of bursting a pimple without leaving the evidence on your face! This silicone popper even comes with a refill because let's face it, you can never have enough pimples to pop! it is a funny dirty Santa gift everyone's going to want a piece of!
#20 Cold Case Murder Mystery Game
Get those brain juices flowing with these realistic cold case files. Each case has a set of 3 objectives and an online answer key to check and match each of your revelations. With newspaper clippings, police documents and the works, this game is great for those who love playing detective.
#21 Orgasmic Man Metal Soap Dispenser
That girlfriend who hasn't seen any action in the longest time would much appreciate this macho in her bathroom. Just give him a little squeeze for him to pump out the liquid within. Relax ladies, it's just soap! That's all your going to get out of him anyway!
#22 Stress Relief Ball Sack !
Scratching those dangly bits are the ultimate stress relief for a man. Well, that's only indoors! All other times, this suede ball Sack comes to the rescue as the next best thing! Give it a squeeze, punch or anything to calm those nerves down and smack till you smile!
#23 Carbon Charcoal Fart Pads
Enjoy the pleasure of releasing a fart in public without the after-effects thanks to these pads! These pads stick on the outside of your underwear without adding any bulk. No awkward glances or bated breath the next time your Tummy is acting up. Fart away in absolute secrecy!
#24 P@nis Valve Stem Caps
Pull a fast one on that dickhead of a friend with these hilarious stem caps. Stick them on the wheels of his ride and watch the eyeballs move in his car! They're the perfect recipe for some harmless fun and top the charts on any dirty Santa gift guide!
#25 'Smell My Nuts' Scented Candle
If your BFF hasn't seen a brohoodin a while, give her this nutty candle for some solace. With flavours of coconut and hazelnut, It’s the funniest dirty Santa gift to poke fun at her lack of action. It promises what no man can, a 100 hour run time!
#26 DUDE Wipes Flushable Wipes
Hate the friction of toilet paper on your tush? Switch to these plant-based wipes that can clean off the mightiest of dumps. They're flushable, so that spicy lunch won't leave any evidence behind after you. Finally, a quality butt wipe for the dudes, by the dudes!
#27 Shower Drink Holder
Some mornings suck so much that coffee just won't do. For Bottoms up time, this silicone drink holder has your back even in the shower. Its patented grip technology secures on glossy surfaces with installation as smooth as a chill beer. This creative dirty Santa gift is a godsend!
#28 Non-Stick Toaster Bags
That friend who loves food is absolutely going to dig these toaster bags. These heat-resistant reusable bags can be used for pizzas, vegetables, nuggets and just about any dry eatables! Use them in toasters, ovens, grills or just anywhere you put your precious food.
#29 18-in-1 Multi-Tool
This swanky little tool has you covered on fixes for all your adventures! From a bottle opener, a screwdriver to a cellphone stand, there isn't much this 4x steel card can't do. This creative dirty Santa gift slips right into your wallet to save the day.
#30 LED Light-Up Knit Beanie
Be the light you need in your life this Christmas with this adorable beanie. With a cosy switch under the seam that lights up the bar, this cute dirty Santa gift ensures it’s a jolly season indeed! Get ready to grab all those eyeballs this winter.
#31 P#nis-Shaped Egg Fryer
Whoever said food turns them on certainly tried this egg fryer! This hilarious kitchen accessory is the best dirty Santa gift for your long-distance girlfriend, letting her know the only erotica she's going to get is from you! Also, a good breakfast never hurt!
#32 Acupressure Foot Massage Slippers
Say goodbye to chronic back pain, arthritis and other ailments with these reflexology slippers. Slip them on every day for 15-30 minutes to activate foot acupoints and unlock a host of health benefits. PS: it's also a dirty Santa gift under $50 for a friend who's aged much beyond his years!
#33 Impact-Resistant LED Lens
Get your safety game strong with these sturdy glasses. With an illuminated LED Lens, they're great for intricate DIY home improvement jobs or any activity that needs LED lighting. For all other times, they work just as fine as reading Glasses.