35 Best White Elephant Gifts That Everyone At The Party Will Never Forget
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If you’ve attended a white elephant gift exchange, you’ll know what utterly useless but hilariously priceless products people turn up with. Picking the best White elephant gifts is that one chance to show off your creativity and sense of humor, so why underperform?
Don’t be one of those limp guys who spoil the fun of a Yankee swap gift party. If you’re attending it, you’re killing it! Here’s our pick of the 35 best gag gifts to give your colleague that will have his foot in his mouth! We guarantee there’s something in here that’ll suit the personality of your co-worker. This is the ultimate Dirty Santa Gift Guide, yall!
35 Best White Elephant Gifts That Everyone Will Fight For
#1 DUDE Wipes For Men
When toilet paper just doesn't cut it anymore, you need to upgrade to these refreshing dude wipes. Made of plant-plant-based fibres, these wipes keep your manly parts and their neighbour in top shape. These Flushable unscented wipes are great for everyday use, for the road and especially those toilet accidents.
#2 Pimple Popping Toy
Indulge in that odd satisfaction of popping a pimple with this toy. With 16 pimples waiting to be squeezed, it comes with a natural puss refill so you never run out of zits to fondle! This toy is the best white elephant gift for the pimple popper in your gang.
#3 Chill Pill Turquoise Hook Pillow
This cheeky pillow is a great way to tell your buddy to calm his tits. Made with luxurious wool yarn and cotton velveteen, this pillow an attractive accent Cushion for a living room. A 100 mg dose of chill is apt for a friend who's always stressed.
#4 Offensive Crayons
Explore different shades of sarcasm with this box of offensive crayons. From holiday colours to porn edition, these boxes infuse a splash of colour in all your fantasies. This funny white elephant gift is a great idea for that smartass friend who loves being politically incorrect!
#5 Reindeer Mankini Thong
Leave Rudolf all red-faced with this outrageous Reindeer mankini. This polyester Thong has a set of pom-poms and naughty bells to ring in a good time with your partner. About the time your man volunteered for some role play to spice up things in the bedroom!
#6 Novelty Condiment Bottle Opener
Here's one man who's squirt is a culinary delight! His thermo-hard plastic belly screws onto ketchup, sauces and syrups, giving you a uniform condiment squeeze on your plate. He’s here to make meal time full of laughter! He even fits into the dishwasher to make your work easy.
#7 Not Hot Blanket
The sleep gods have heeded to your prayer with this perfect not hot blanket! The sneaky hole in this blanket is perfect to stick that one leg out in not too hot/ not too cold situations. This one is hands down that white elephant gift everyone's going to fight for!
#8 Snow Globe Sweaters Chest Warmer For Women
Every woman worth her rack has experienced her bouncy twins giving away a little too much in the cold. This sweater is a godsend, saving you from those icicle tits in winters. Now you have hard nips only when you want to. This knit is a Christmas hit!
#9 Urinal Shot Glasses
That piss off colleagues deserves a gift to match - these urinal shot glasses. This hilarious gag gift idea guarantees a steady stream of laughter! Ur-in for a good time at every party for sure with these ceramic shot glasses. PS: they belong to the bar only!
#10 Wine Condoms - Wine & Beverage Stopper
A condom may have failed you down there, but it won't fail you this time! This fun and functional wine bottle stoppers is a one-size-fits-all solution that will make you want to ditch those iffy corks! Its shrink to fit technology seals in freshness and prevents oxidation.
#11 Toilet Time Golf Game !
If there already aren't a gazillion things to do while taking a dump, here's another that will piss your wife off more! This mini-golf kit is great for beginners or experts to practice while attending nature's call. It’s the most hilarious product to gift a friend who loves poo-castination!
#12 'Smell My Nuts' Mason Jar Candle
The most ideal way of telling your crush you want to bed her is by giving her these innuendo jars! While it has fragrances of coconut and hazelnut all she can think about are your own dangly bits. It’s the best white elephant gift to up your flirting game!
#13 Soft Burrito Tortilla Blanket
That friend who either has food or sleeps on his mind would enjoy both blended in one - this cutesy tortilla blanket! This lightweight blanket made of ultra-soft flannel can be used on the bed, couch, floor or even as a beach blanket! Just don't end up eating it!
#14 Smack a Sack - Stress Relief Ball Sack
Fiddling with your dangly bits is the best stress-buster in private. For other times, there are these suede balls! Squeeze away to relieve your stress because these heavy-duty velcro bound balls can take quite a beating! It’s the best white elephant gift for a buddy who loves fondling his twins.
#15 Pooping Pooches Gift Calendar
Ditch those cliché scenery calendars for these adorable doggos taking a dump every month. From a pit bull to a pug and an Australian Shepherd, there's not one dog you'll miss answering nature's call. must say, this calendar cleans up real well as a white elephant gift exchange idea.
#16 Camo Sergeant BBQ Apron
Your man on a cooking mission deserves this sergeant apron. With ample pockets for sauces, spices and a built-in bottle opener, he's going to be one helluva grill master. This apron is a good white elephant gift to your dad if he's an ace at weekend cookout Barbecues.
#17 Beer Belly Waist Pack
The boyfriend who's been going overboard with food deserves a reality check! This PU and polyester waist pack strapped to his growing belly serves as a warning of what lies ahead. Get his this good white elephant gift for Christmas and he's going on a diet come new year!
#18 Funny Animal Paw Socks
Get your accessory game strong with these paw-dorable animal socks. Great in comfort and elasticity, these novelty socks are the best white elephant gift for someone who's a little too obsessed with their pet. It’s a one size fits all buy you'll Crack up to every time!
#19 Sushi Socks Box
Wear your love for sushi on your sleeve err... feet with these cutesy sushi Socks. These fashionable almost-edible socks are made of the softest cotton and make a hilarious gag gift to a sushi lover. Just don't place them in the fridge lest your pet has a go at them!
#20 The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump
Discover a side of the orange man you didn't know existed with this book. Created by tweaking his words and tweets to unravel his true genius, this book finally gets him to make some sense. Not for the faint-hearted, this humorous collectors piece is a great gift to a liberal.
#21 Functional Sand Toilet Timer
That roommate who's been camping in the bathroom every morning needs a rude shock. This sand toilet timer shakes him off to get out within 5 minutes whether or not he's attended to nature's call. It’s the best white elephant gift if you've had enough compromising situations with your roomie!
#22 Oversized Microfiber Wearable Blanket
If you've had enough of people, slip into this large microfiber blanket and go into indefinite hibernation. Wear this luxurious sherpa blanket indoors and outdoors to carry to your warmth with you. Its sleeves roll up for a no-fuss cosy experience you'll never want to get out of!
#23 Cat Butt Colouring Book
These paw-dorable cats have an even cuter derriere that's in desperate need of some colour. Tickle your funny bone with this hilarious colouring book with some rather scandalous felines. Great to beat that pent up stress, this book is the best white elephant gift to a friend who loves colouring!
#24 Remote Control Poop Car
Shit's hit the sealing with this poop car! Give your guests a whiff of farts from this portable dump and enjoy their priceless expression. Or, leave this little pile in the living room to have a good laugh at their reactions! It’s the most hilarious product for some cheap thrills.
#25 Bottle Mounted Wine Glass
Why pour yourself a drink when you can claim the bottle with this attachable wine glass. This dishwasher compatible borosilicate glass is a hilarious gag gift idea for a friend who just can't have enough of wine. Bottoms up is now a whole lot easier without those looks of judgement!
#26 Dog Poop Soap
Shit just got real with this disgustingly hilarious poop soap. Handmade with French vanilla and lavender, this soap is a classic case of deception. If you ever get over the way it looks, its pretty darn soft on your skin! A good white elephant gift to jump your new girlfriend!
#27 Poop Knife !
Don't let those rock-hard turds challenge gravity and mock you. Just slice them in half and watch them slip into oblivion. Made of metal and silicone, this knife can be cleaned in the dishwasher if you dare. This crap cutter is your savior for those stubborn logs that don't budge!
#28 Ear Wax Candle Gift Box
This prank box will leave the recipient red-faced! Pack your real gift inside this gag box for the best white elephant gifts exchange idea! With illustrations on all sides, this box is a detailed piece of creativity! Your friend will be glad for his real gift underneath this practical joke!
#29 Dinosaur Tacos Stand
Keep your taco in ultimate safe keeping with this dino stand. Lodged comfortably in his belly, this friendly T-Rex is the coolest kitchen accessory for your fussy toddlers! It holds toast, sandwiches, donuts and lots more, promising a roaring time every morning on the breakfast table!
#30 Wine Glass Holder !
Anytime's a good time for wine with this wine glass holder! These neoprene glass covers with a necklace let you enjoy a hands-free experience while sipping your favourite spirit. Its a good white elephant gift for a wine connoisseur who attends frequent wine tastings!
#31 Generic Weener Kleener Soap
Got yourself a roommate who doesn't bathe? Give him a nudge in basic hygiene with this strategic soap. This donut- shaped soap is a hole he'll love to explore. You'll find him bathing ever so often with this funny white elephant gift! PS: just don't mix yours with his!
#32 Light-Up Electronic Word Clock
This stylish copper desk clock is the coolest way to tell time. With an LED display on a modern sculpture, this accent piece is a conversation starter. This USB power-enabled clock tells time in five-minute intervals, but will catch your gaze with its elegance ever so often!
#33 Squatty Toilet Stool
If a smooth and easy turd isn't exactly your forte, this ergonomic Toilet Stool is all the help you need. It elevates your feet to pressure the colon and pass off the most stubborn logs with ease. A good white elephant gift to a friend who’s the king of constipation!
#34 Squeezy Rubber Chicken
This friendly little rubber chicken makes the cutest sounds to amuse you when you're down and out. Just give him a squeeze and watch him shriek, squeal, and come alive for you! He's going to be the envy of your dog and a white elephant gift everyone will fight for!
#35 10 Jerry Sticks Variety Pack
Give your tastebuds a surprise with these assorted Jerry sticks. With flavours that include alligator Cajun and wild boat bbq, its the most hilarious product to pop open at a party These! These meat snacks are so wild, you just can't stop at one!
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Tiny DIY TV
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Hagrid & Sorting Hat Poster Art
This hilarious take on the classic wizard tale is not for the faint-hearted! Handmade with a generous serving of humour, it sees Hagrid in a rather adventurous light. You can love it or hate it, but you can’t forget it once you've laid eyes on this poster!
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LED Lighted Soap Dispenser
You don't have to remind your kids to wash their hands anymore, because that's what this soap dispenser does! It's soothing colour lights up on detecting motion, serving both as a reminder and a light source at night time. Use it in kitchens, bathrooms or even at your front door to dispense sanitizer!
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I Love You & I Know Couple T-Shirts
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Multi-Colour Cuddle Cave
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Ice Sticks Ice cube Tray
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DIY Flying Butterfly Card
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Hot Lips Prank Gift Box
Jump your buddy with this hilarious box and capture priceless confused expressions! Put his real gift inside this box to give him a sigh of relief. We bet the tension of opening this gift will give him hot lips, just as this funny box promises! PS: keep your camera ready!
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Kong Beer Can Cooler
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Adjustable Measuring Cup
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Pokemon Pokeball Shift Knob
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