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Can of Whoop-Ass

8 oz of pwnage, 1/2 cup of pain, 3 teaspoons of humiliation and 1 oz of hardcore. Heat on high until the mixture turns red and boils over. Garnish with road rage and enjoy. One of the perfect laughter gag gift you can offer. Ready to capture the endless laughter when opened.

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