ChocClits
ChocClits
Here’s a version of a clit that’s tasty! These delectable desserts that melt in the mouth offer an oral orgasm of a different kind. For times when you can’t have the real deal, we promise this is the next best option!
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Gun-Shaped Chocolate
Your chocolate addiction got a whole new 'sinful' meaning to it with this fun gun-shaped indulgence! Made with the finest Callebaut chocolate, this pistol is sure to hit the sweet spot on your tastebuds! It's a great gift some someone who loves guns and cocoa treats in equal measure!
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Naughty Milk Chocolates
If your man has a strong dick game, these chocolates are the best way to celebrate his performance! These handmade Belgian chocolates are the perfect aphrodisiac for valentines day! They come in a pretty gift box for visual appeal!
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Edible Glitter For Wine
It's not for nothing that cocktails are called sparkling drinks! Play perfect host and a kickass bartender with this Glitter mixer. Use it in juices, spirits kegs and any beverage of your choice! This edible splash of colour is the difference between a good drink and a great one!
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Strawberries & Cream Cocoa Bomb
Sink into a delicious fantasy with this heart-shaped white chocolate cocoa bomb. Just slip it onto 2 cups of hot milk for a cosy evening indulgence with your special someone! Filled with soft mini marshmallows, this pretty treat is a great way to spread to love this valentines season!
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Lollipop Wipe
Set off your trip to the horizontal tango in the most tasty manner possible with this Chocolate Flavoured Lollipop Wipe. This skin friendly product is latex compatible and has no side effects. So ride the bologna pony like a pro and make every moment memorable with your partner.
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Chocolate Bombes
Bombard your tastebuds in the yummiest manner possible with this amazing set of Chocolate Bombes that literally explode in the liquid to give it a chocolaty flavor. These amazing sets of grenades are made up of milk and also contain marshmallows inside them.
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Chocolate Boobs
Surprise your guests during your next house party with these Chocolate Boobs molds. This set of molds can carve your beloved chocolate in the most sleazy manner possible in the form of women breasts that guarantees eyeball grabbing.
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Hot Chocolate Bombs
Bring out your kitchen rebel outside with this amazing Hot Chocolate bombs. These cute looking balls of chocolate literally blast their way once pored in milk to give you the chocolate shake of your lives. Add to those marshmallows in the center to make your tastebuds “high” on flavor.
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Matcha Flavoured KitKat
Don’t like the sweetness of a KitKat? Try this matcha flavoured KitKat that promises an out of the world experience. The chocolate is unique for its awesome green appearance and matcha flavour that can make people gaga over Nestle.
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Pistol Shaped Chocolate
Why quench your hunger when you can literally shoot it down? Don’t let your palate miss the opportunity of experiencing the taste of death by swallowing this pistol-shaped chocolate. This product is both deceptive and tasty at the same time. Want to take a bite?
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Fish Shaped Chocolate
Hate fish but love chocolate, you love fish but hate chocolate. But what to do when the fish itself is made of chocolate? This awesome fish shaped chocolate as tasty as deceptive it looks. Made from high-quality chocolate with a crispy surface, this chocolate can give any chocolate brand a run for its money.
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Whisky Chocolate
Again this won't get you any hangover. But it could replace your thought on nothing is better than a shot of whiskey. A bar of rich, creamy Belgian milk chocolate flavored with smoky whiskey. A big fat 95g bar. Could make the best gift for dad or your whiskey-loving friend.
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HERSHEY’S Kisses Chocolate Candy
Who is not crazy about Hershey’s chocolate candy? Kisses milk chocolate candy in pink. Looking for a sweet offering at a baby shower, wedding candy and decor, birthday supplies, candy buffet or more this sweet kisses milk chocolate candy is a perfect choice. 1 bag contains 66.7oz, 400 pieces approx.
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Edible Anus Chocolate
A perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for your special one. It might be cheeky, but you can't deny that it's a powerful symbol of intimacy. This edible Anus chocolate comes in two surprising black boxes – a set of three gourmet chocolate sphincters and a set of six identical bung holes.
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Chocolate Teapot
Check out this mind-blowing gag. Yeah! It's a working chocolate teapot. Just drink, dip, fondue and eat. Handmade quality dark chocolate (58% cocoa) weighs 600g. Simply fill the Chocolate Teapot with hot water, stir in cocoa powder and you've got a lovely hot chocolate drink to pour. Dip and eat!
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Chocolate Dinosaur Eggs
These pink Chocolate Dinosaur Eggs are deliciously speckled with vibrant pre-historic guck. Each cracked shell texture embedded with popping honeycomb chunks. They're solid chocolate all the way through and no depressing hollow cavity wrapped with gold foil and packed into an old-fashioned egg box.
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Super Hot Chilli Chocolate
You think you enjoy spicy food? Try to put your taste-buds to the ultimate test by trying out this super hot chilli chocolate. Prankster will love this and victims will regret this. Delicious chocolate infused with a 6.4 million Scoville chilli extract. Surely not for kids.
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The Shocking Truth Game
Amp up your quizzing skills or face the wrath of a cattle prod! This ultimate GK game with 400 questions and fun dynamics is your brain's quest to save your nerves from mild electrocution. Calling on all the grey cells to emerge victorious and save the day (and the body)!
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Loud Mouth Voice Changer
Transform into male, female or robot at the click of a button – relax, we just mean your voice, not your gender! This loud-mouth voice modulator can make the drabbest & monotone voice sound loud and exciting. It also includes a hilarious manic laugh for added effect!
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Roller Skate Backpacks
Roll your way through your neighborhood errands with this swanky skate backpack. Ideal for inline skates, speeds and more, this compact bag pack can carry your knee caps, gloves and all skating essentials for a smooth ride! You'll never be late for anything again with this backpack on you!
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Wine Bottle Umbrella
This seemingly benign wine bottle pops open to save every rainy day! Compact enough to slip into your bag, this windproof & waterproof umbrella is any wine connoisseur's favorite monsoon possession! What's more, this umbrella can be packed off wet after use, thanks to its swanky no-drip bottle!
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Steampunk Style Pocket Watch
The ultimate DnD game set is here! This sleek & stylish pocket watch shell opens up to a 7-piece Dice set that can keep you hooked for hours on end! This seemingly mundane watch set slips into your handbag to make long road trips a whole lotta fun!
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Friday The 13th Light
Want uninterrupted sleep? This spooky nightlight will ensure you don't move an inch from the bed! Illuminated by energy-efficient LEDs, this iconic hockey mask light is the perfect Halloween decor or balcony feature to give your neighbours a startle! Friday the 13th will never be the same again!
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Bonny Boy Drink Dispenser
Sprinkle in the good times with this adorable Bonny Boy dispenser. Modelled after the infamous Manneken Pis sculpture in Belgium, this cheeky bar accessory is the perfect gag gift for a man cave! Its 16 ounces capacity may be small, but it promises big laughs every time you use it!
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Pancake Topped Breakfast Snail Figurine
Breakfast will never be boring for your kids again thanks to this adorable snail figurine! Its glossy thick glaze akin to honey is sure to kick up an appetite. Place this little guy on your breakfast table every morning as the best health-eating mascot for the family!
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Impervius – Waterproof Socks
Very few things are as annoying as tugging along with drenches socks! Well, not anymore! Made with high-performance materials & triple-layer technology, these socks are a game changer for clumsy folks! Large puddles and sudden rains got zero flex on you now!
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Middle Finger Car Light
Here is the perfect reply to those incessant honkers and rash drivers! This remote-controlled light has a 45 ft range for maximum impact. Surprisingly, this light is a legal gesture that is compliant with most US State laws. So now, you can legally tell annoying drivers to fuck off!
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