ChocClits
ChocClits
Here’s a version of a clit that’s tasty! These delectable desserts that melt in the mouth offer an oral orgasm of a different kind. For times when you can’t have the real deal, we promise this is the next best option!
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Gun-Shaped Chocolate
Your chocolate addiction got a whole new 'sinful' meaning to it with this fun gun-shaped indulgence! Made with the finest Callebaut chocolate, this pistol is sure to hit the sweet spot on your tastebuds! It's a great gift some someone who loves guns and cocoa treats in equal measure!
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Naughty Milk Chocolates
If your man has a strong dick game, these chocolates are the best way to celebrate his performance! These handmade Belgian chocolates are the perfect aphrodisiac for valentines day! They come in a pretty gift box for visual appeal!
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Edible Glitter For Wine
It's not for nothing that cocktails are called sparkling drinks! Play perfect host and a kickass bartender with this Glitter mixer. Use it in juices, spirits kegs and any beverage of your choice! This edible splash of colour is the difference between a good drink and a great one!
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Strawberries & Cream Cocoa Bomb
Sink into a delicious fantasy with this heart-shaped white chocolate cocoa bomb. Just slip it onto 2 cups of hot milk for a cosy evening indulgence with your special someone! Filled with soft mini marshmallows, this pretty treat is a great way to spread to love this valentines season!
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Lollipop Wipe
Set off your trip to the horizontal tango in the most tasty manner possible with this Chocolate Flavoured Lollipop Wipe. This skin friendly product is latex compatible and has no side effects. So ride the bologna pony like a pro and make every moment memorable with your partner.
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Chocolate Bombes
Bombard your tastebuds in the yummiest manner possible with this amazing set of Chocolate Bombes that literally explode in the liquid to give it a chocolaty flavor. These amazing sets of grenades are made up of milk and also contain marshmallows inside them.
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Chocolate Boobs
Surprise your guests during your next house party with these Chocolate Boobs molds. This set of molds can carve your beloved chocolate in the most sleazy manner possible in the form of women breasts that guarantees eyeball grabbing.
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Hot Chocolate Bombs
Bring out your kitchen rebel outside with this amazing Hot Chocolate bombs. These cute looking balls of chocolate literally blast their way once pored in milk to give you the chocolate shake of your lives. Add to those marshmallows in the center to make your tastebuds “high” on flavor.
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Matcha Flavoured KitKat
Don’t like the sweetness of a KitKat? Try this matcha flavoured KitKat that promises an out of the world experience. The chocolate is unique for its awesome green appearance and matcha flavour that can make people gaga over Nestle.
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Pistol Shaped Chocolate
Why quench your hunger when you can literally shoot it down? Don’t let your palate miss the opportunity of experiencing the taste of death by swallowing this pistol-shaped chocolate. This product is both deceptive and tasty at the same time. Want to take a bite?
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Fish Shaped Chocolate
Hate fish but love chocolate, you love fish but hate chocolate. But what to do when the fish itself is made of chocolate? This awesome fish shaped chocolate as tasty as deceptive it looks. Made from high-quality chocolate with a crispy surface, this chocolate can give any chocolate brand a run for its money.
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Whisky Chocolate
Again this won't get you any hangover. But it could replace your thought on nothing is better than a shot of whiskey. A bar of rich, creamy Belgian milk chocolate flavored with smoky whiskey. A big fat 95g bar. Could make the best gift for dad or your whiskey-loving friend.
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HERSHEY’S Kisses Chocolate Candy
Who is not crazy about Hershey’s chocolate candy? Kisses milk chocolate candy in pink. Looking for a sweet offering at a baby shower, wedding candy and decor, birthday supplies, candy buffet or more this sweet kisses milk chocolate candy is a perfect choice. 1 bag contains 66.7oz, 400 pieces approx.
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Edible Anus Chocolate
A perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for your special one. It might be cheeky, but you can't deny that it's a powerful symbol of intimacy. This edible Anus chocolate comes in two surprising black boxes – a set of three gourmet chocolate sphincters and a set of six identical bung holes.
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Chocolate Teapot
Check out this mind-blowing gag. Yeah! It's a working chocolate teapot. Just drink, dip, fondue and eat. Handmade quality dark chocolate (58% cocoa) weighs 600g. Simply fill the Chocolate Teapot with hot water, stir in cocoa powder and you've got a lovely hot chocolate drink to pour. Dip and eat!
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Chocolate Dinosaur Eggs
These pink Chocolate Dinosaur Eggs are deliciously speckled with vibrant pre-historic guck. Each cracked shell texture embedded with popping honeycomb chunks. They're solid chocolate all the way through and no depressing hollow cavity wrapped with gold foil and packed into an old-fashioned egg box.
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Super Hot Chilli Chocolate
You think you enjoy spicy food? Try to put your taste-buds to the ultimate test by trying out this super hot chilli chocolate. Prankster will love this and victims will regret this. Delicious chocolate infused with a 6.4 million Scoville chilli extract. Surely not for kids.
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Exploding Kittens – Hilarious Card Game
Explosions and kittens may seem like an uncanny combination, until they come together for this iconic game! This 56-card game for 2-5 players is such a laugh riot, you’ll want to warn the players! This Easter party game is a year-round joy that is easy to learn and quick to play!
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Not Fried Chicken Ice Cream Bucket
The best way to not share your ice cream is to camouflage it. Sink your teeth into this succulent ice cream creation coated with cornflakes, white chocolate, cookies and more. Curated by an award-winning pastry chef, this insanely delicious ice cream isn't without a dash of humour and creativity!
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MagSafe Compatible Charging Station
Go full throttle and charge all your devices at once with this 4-in-1 futuristic Charging device. Compatible with AirPods, Apple Watch & iPhones, this wireless charging station offers high thermal performance and is also MagSafe compatible! It's the perfect embodiment of reimagining technology!
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CarChap Upright Lip Balm Holder
Few things are as annoying as discovering a melted lip balm in your car! Thanks to this revolutionary upright lip balm holder, say goodbye to perfectly usable lip balms gone waste in hot weather. No more fumbling in the glove box/purse, our prized lip balms are now passenger princesses!
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Facewash Headband with Snail Cartoon
Enjoy the company of the cutest snail through your self-care routine with this creative headband. Made from elastic microfiber fleece, this adorable accessory is comfortable, soft and suitable for all ages! Throw it on for an adorable pyjama party ensemble and get your princess vibe on point!
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Large Grimoire Leather Journal
There's magic in journaling, especially in this celestial vintage leather book. With 400 blank pages to infuse with stories, poetry, experiences and more, this Tree of Life book is a precious keepsake for a bibliophile. Complete with a classic snap lock, this hand-stitched book will leave you enchanted!
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Waist Chain Accessory For Denims
Bring the 90s back with this stylish denim Chain. Adorned with colourful mushrooms, this cutesy accessory is inspired by Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs. Pair it with jeans, skirts or shorts, this scratch-resistant body chain is the suavest way to attract attention to your waist.
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World’s Smallest Polaroid Camera Keychain
Life is beautiful with the smallest things - just like this miniature Polaroid Camera. Attached to a keychain, this camera features a clickable shutter button and a simulated film for complete effect. A replica of the original, this keychain is a treasure for photography fans! Don't forget to say cheese!
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Bubble Soccer Battle Balls
Call it bubble footfall, Human Slingshot or Loobyball - this popular game ain't for the faint-hearted. An inflatable sphere made from thick .8mm PVC lodges a human safely inside for limitless tumbling & rolling all while enjoying a game of football. Unprecedented fun is guaranteed!
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French Fries Shaped Stuffed Toy
When people are frying your patience or when you can't give a frying fuck anymore, grab this plush pillow for some emotional support. These squishy pals are sweet comfort and ideal stocking stuffer gifts for friends & family. After all, who wouldn't want a positive potato by their side?
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