ChocClits
ChocClits
Here’s a version of a clit that’s tasty! These delectable desserts that melt in the mouth offer an oral orgasm of a different kind. For times when you can’t have the real deal, we promise this is the next best option!
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Gun-Shaped Chocolate
Your chocolate addiction got a whole new 'sinful' meaning to it with this fun gun-shaped indulgence! Made with the finest Callebaut chocolate, this pistol is sure to hit the sweet spot on your tastebuds! It's a great gift some someone who loves guns and cocoa treats in equal measure!
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Naughty Milk Chocolates
If your man has a strong dick game, these chocolates are the best way to celebrate his performance! These handmade Belgian chocolates are the perfect aphrodisiac for valentines day! They come in a pretty gift box for visual appeal!
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Edible Glitter For Wine
It's not for nothing that cocktails are called sparkling drinks! Play perfect host and a kickass bartender with this Glitter mixer. Use it in juices, spirits kegs and any beverage of your choice! This edible splash of colour is the difference between a good drink and a great one!
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Strawberries & Cream Cocoa Bomb
Sink into a delicious fantasy with this heart-shaped white chocolate cocoa bomb. Just slip it onto 2 cups of hot milk for a cosy evening indulgence with your special someone! Filled with soft mini marshmallows, this pretty treat is a great way to spread to love this valentines season!
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Lollipop Wipe
Set off your trip to the horizontal tango in the most tasty manner possible with this Chocolate Flavoured Lollipop Wipe. This skin friendly product is latex compatible and has no side effects. So ride the bologna pony like a pro and make every moment memorable with your partner.
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Chocolate Bombes
Bombard your tastebuds in the yummiest manner possible with this amazing set of Chocolate Bombes that literally explode in the liquid to give it a chocolaty flavor. These amazing sets of grenades are made up of milk and also contain marshmallows inside them.
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Chocolate Boobs
Surprise your guests during your next house party with these Chocolate Boobs molds. This set of molds can carve your beloved chocolate in the most sleazy manner possible in the form of women breasts that guarantees eyeball grabbing.
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Hot Chocolate Bombs
Bring out your kitchen rebel outside with this amazing Hot Chocolate bombs. These cute looking balls of chocolate literally blast their way once pored in milk to give you the chocolate shake of your lives. Add to those marshmallows in the center to make your tastebuds “high” on flavor.
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Matcha Flavoured KitKat
Don’t like the sweetness of a KitKat? Try this matcha flavoured KitKat that promises an out of the world experience. The chocolate is unique for its awesome green appearance and matcha flavour that can make people gaga over Nestle.
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Pistol Shaped Chocolate
Why quench your hunger when you can literally shoot it down? Don’t let your palate miss the opportunity of experiencing the taste of death by swallowing this pistol-shaped chocolate. This product is both deceptive and tasty at the same time. Want to take a bite?
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Fish Shaped Chocolate
Hate fish but love chocolate, you love fish but hate chocolate. But what to do when the fish itself is made of chocolate? This awesome fish shaped chocolate as tasty as deceptive it looks. Made from high-quality chocolate with a crispy surface, this chocolate can give any chocolate brand a run for its money.
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Whisky Chocolate
Again this won't get you any hangover. But it could replace your thought on nothing is better than a shot of whiskey. A bar of rich, creamy Belgian milk chocolate flavored with smoky whiskey. A big fat 95g bar. Could make the best gift for dad or your whiskey-loving friend.
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HERSHEY’S Kisses Chocolate Candy
Who is not crazy about Hershey’s chocolate candy? Kisses milk chocolate candy in pink. Looking for a sweet offering at a baby shower, wedding candy and decor, birthday supplies, candy buffet or more this sweet kisses milk chocolate candy is a perfect choice. 1 bag contains 66.7oz, 400 pieces approx.
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Edible Anus Chocolate
A perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for your special one. It might be cheeky, but you can't deny that it's a powerful symbol of intimacy. This edible Anus chocolate comes in two surprising black boxes – a set of three gourmet chocolate sphincters and a set of six identical bung holes.
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Chocolate Teapot
Check out this mind-blowing gag. Yeah! It's a working chocolate teapot. Just drink, dip, fondue and eat. Handmade quality dark chocolate (58% cocoa) weighs 600g. Simply fill the Chocolate Teapot with hot water, stir in cocoa powder and you've got a lovely hot chocolate drink to pour. Dip and eat!
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Chocolate Dinosaur Eggs
These pink Chocolate Dinosaur Eggs are deliciously speckled with vibrant pre-historic guck. Each cracked shell texture embedded with popping honeycomb chunks. They're solid chocolate all the way through and no depressing hollow cavity wrapped with gold foil and packed into an old-fashioned egg box.
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Super Hot Chilli Chocolate
You think you enjoy spicy food? Try to put your taste-buds to the ultimate test by trying out this super hot chilli chocolate. Prankster will love this and victims will regret this. Delicious chocolate infused with a 6.4 million Scoville chilli extract. Surely not for kids.
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Ghost Pepper Chicken Noodle Soup
The ultimate combination of heat and meat is here! This spicy and oh-so-delicious soup packs 16g of protein a can. Its easy pop-top and pour mechanism involves minimal effort for a filling and healthy meal! Ideal for camps, treks, road trips or just a satiating dinner at home.
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Gerber Gear Multi-Tool
8 stainless-steel tools in one with a secure frame lock and anodized aluminium handle – what’s mot to love? This perfect outdoor adventure accompaniment is a blade, scissors, hammer, bottle opener and more rolled into one handy, thrifty and convenient tool your old-school dad would approve of!
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Lung & Respiratory Training Device
This Bas Rutten O2 trainer is the ultimate flex to overall fitness! Breathe right, strengthen your diaphragm muscles and improve oxygen efficiency. With incremental exercise levels, this device boosts body composition and circulatory system, enabling you to live your best life!
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LED Sound-Activated Glow Tshirt
Be the life of every party with this Sound-Activated Glow T-shirt! From cosplay to concerts and parties to silent discos, this 100% cotton t-shirt with a 3-4 hours runtime has the perfect party vibe. The next time your party is losing steam, slip on this t-shirt and get heads turning!
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Creepy Skeleton Hands Hair Clip
A choke hold on the head - that's pretty much how you can describe this skeleton-themed hair accessory. These gothic hair clips have a funky glow-in-the-dark feature and an easy slip-on attachment to accentuate your Halloween ensemble. Get ready to be the brightest mind in the room, literally!
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E-Win Pink Gaming Throne
Here's an ode to the girls who can kick some ass in gaming! This anime-themed ergonomic gaming throne is a great gift for a male gamer who isn't afraid to embrace his feminine side! A fun addition to your game room, this memory foam throne is a heavy-duty investment!
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Waterproof Gun Case With Silica Gel
Keep your prized possessions in swell condition with this 18 pistol case. Ideal for training academies, pistol aficionados and police departments, this case sports a handy accessory pocket for magazines and other gun accessories. This waterproof, airtight and pack-lockable military-grade case is a worthy investment.
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Ultimate Portable Power Station
Meet the Ultimate Portable Power Station, your stylish solution to outdoor power. Shaped like a retro oil barrel in military green or earth gray, this compact powerhouse is perfect for camping, road trips, or emergencies. Weighing just 4 kg, it’s light enough to carry anywhere but powerful enough to charge phones, laptops, and even mini appliances under 500 watts. With its solar charging port, you’ll never be left without power, just soak up the sun and keep your devices running. The intuitive display shows battery life at a glance, and the durable lithium iron phosphate battery ensures reliable performance, even in extreme conditions.
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Padded Tactical Battle Belt
Keep your gear ready and accessible in seconds with this comfortable and convenient tactical belt. This mission-ready accessory is made of the highest quality 1000 D PVC nylon and is built to last. Its quick-release mechanism, adjustable length, and even weight distribution make this ergonomic belt every workman’s dream!
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Plush Cat-Shaped Pillow
Pamper the ailurophile in you with this soft feline indulgence! This throw pillow embodies the otocolobus manul, the oldest cat in the world. Made from skin-friendly fabric that's easy to clean, this plush pillow is the perfect hugsy for cat lovers!
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