ChocClits
Here’s a version of a clit that’s tasty! These delectable desserts that melt in the mouth offer an oral orgasm of a different kind. For times when you can’t have the real deal, we promise this is the next best option!
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Naughty Milk Chocolates
If your man has a strong dick game, these chocolates are the best way to celebrate his performance! These handmade Belgian chocolates are the perfect aphrodisiac for valentines day! They come in a pretty gift box for visual appeal!
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Edible Glitter For Wine
It's not for nothing that cocktails are called sparkling drinks! Play perfect host and a kickass bartender with this Glitter mixer. Use it in juices, spirits kegs and any beverage of your choice! This edible splash of colour is the difference between a good drink and a great one!
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Strawberries & Cream Cocoa Bomb
Sink into a delicious fantasy with this heart-shaped white chocolate cocoa bomb. Just slip it onto 2 cups of hot milk for a cosy evening indulgence with your special someone! Filled with soft mini marshmallows, this pretty treat is a great way to spread to love this valentines season!
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Lollipop Wipe
Set off your trip to the horizontal tango in the most tasty manner possible with this Chocolate Flavoured Lollipop Wipe. This skin friendly product is latex compatible and has no side effects. So ride the bologna pony like a pro and make every moment memorable with your partner.
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Chocolate Bombes
Bombard your tastebuds in the yummiest manner possible with this amazing set of Chocolate Bombes that literally explode in the liquid to give it a chocolaty flavor. These amazing sets of grenades are made up of milk and also contain marshmallows inside them.
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Chocolate Boobs
Surprise your guests during your next house party with these Chocolate Boobs molds. This set of molds can carve your beloved chocolate in the most sleazy manner possible in the form of women breasts that guarantees eyeball grabbing.
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Hot Chocolate Bombs
Bring out your kitchen rebel outside with this amazing Hot Chocolate bombs. These cute looking balls of chocolate literally blast their way once pored in milk to give you the chocolate shake of your lives. Add to those marshmallows in the center to make your tastebuds “high” on flavor.
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Matcha Flavoured KitKat
Don’t like the sweetness of a KitKat? Try this matcha flavoured KitKat that promises an out of the world experience. The chocolate is unique for its awesome green appearance and matcha flavour that can make people gaga over Nestle.
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Pistol Shaped Chocolate
Why quench your hunger when you can literally shoot it down? Don’t let your palate miss the opportunity of experiencing the taste of death by swallowing this pistol-shaped chocolate. This product is both deceptive and tasty at the same time. Want to take a bite?
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Fish Shaped Chocolate
Hate fish but love chocolate, you love fish but hate chocolate. But what to do when the fish itself is made of chocolate? This awesome fish shaped chocolate as tasty as deceptive it looks. Made from high-quality chocolate with a crispy surface, this chocolate can give any chocolate brand a run for its money.
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Whisky Chocolate
Again this won't get you any hangover. But it could replace your thought on nothing is better than a shot of whiskey. A bar of rich, creamy Belgian milk chocolate flavored with smoky whiskey. A big fat 95g bar. Could make the best gift for dad or your whiskey-loving friend.
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HERSHEY’S Kisses Chocolate Candy
Who is not crazy about Hershey’s chocolate candy? Kisses milk chocolate candy in pink. Looking for a sweet offering at a baby shower, wedding candy and decor, birthday supplies, candy buffet or more this sweet kisses milk chocolate candy is a perfect choice. 1 bag contains 66.7oz, 400 pieces approx.
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Edible Anus Chocolate
A perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for your special one. It might be cheeky, but you can't deny that it's a powerful symbol of intimacy. This edible Anus chocolate comes in two surprising black boxes – a set of three gourmet chocolate sphincters and a set of six identical bung holes.
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Chocolate Teapot
Check out this mind-blowing gag. Yeah! It's a working chocolate teapot. Just drink, dip, fondue and eat. Handmade quality dark chocolate (58% cocoa) weighs 600g. Simply fill the Chocolate Teapot with hot water, stir in cocoa powder and you've got a lovely hot chocolate drink to pour. Dip and eat!
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Chocolate Dinosaur Eggs
These pink Chocolate Dinosaur Eggs are deliciously speckled with vibrant pre-historic guck. Each cracked shell texture embedded with popping honeycomb chunks. They're solid chocolate all the way through and no depressing hollow cavity wrapped with gold foil and packed into an old-fashioned egg box.
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Super Hot Chilli Chocolate
You think you enjoy spicy food? Try to put your taste-buds to the ultimate test by trying out this super hot chilli chocolate. Prankster will love this and victims will regret this. Delicious chocolate infused with a 6.4 million Scoville chilli extract. Surely not for kids.
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Keychain Stun Gun With LED Light
Commit to personal safety with this handy stun gun cum LED light. This device with a rechargeable battery and safety switch is easy to carry and is a must-have for anyone venturing alone. Appearing as an ordinary keychain, this covert device can save the day and how!
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Keto Urine Test Strips
Know everything there is to know about your health with this 120-second test strip. From your hydration levels to your ketosis status and your protein consumption, these strips are a quick catch-up on your body parameters! Use these results to gain insights and personalized analysis from experts!
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STOIC – Gym For Your Feet
Break that fatigue with this standing mat that strengthens, stretches and massages your feet. This uneven terrain mat works wonders for stability, blood circulation and overall health. Use it in your workplace or home for a quick doze of balance, muscle Stimulation and awareness!
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LG Bendable Gaming Monitor
Experience new-age gaming with this swanky LG bendable monitor. It offers stunning image quality and over 20 levels of incremental screen curvature, immersing you in a next-level entertainment experience. This OLED screen is as real as it gets to life-like graphics!
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Glass Knuckles Smoking Pipes
Get your smoking style on point with these spooky glass knuckles. With a voodoo vibe, this lightweight and comfortable pipe is the perfect addition to your home bar. Rediscover your love for this potentially lethal indulgence with this handmade vintage glass pipe!
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Forearm and Calf Roll Massager
Say goodbye to common joint and muscular ailments with this targeted and effective roll massager. This Multi-Purpose massager can be used on several trigger points to combat arthritis, myofascial pain, and muscle soreness and offer quick relief. Used by leading global athletes, this massager is an investment for sports recovery.
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Benjamin’s Long Money Robe
Channelize and attract the favors of the gods of Wealth with this plush 100-dollar bill Robe. Comfortable and chic, this belted Robe makes you feel like a million bucks, literally! No Halloween costume can be as desirable as this top-dollar one!
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Acupressure Mat and Pillow
Bid adieu to those aches and pains with this portable & lightweight acupressure set. Made of cotton & plant-based eco foam, this mat with over 8000 pressure points releases endorphins and reduces muscle tension. A perfect downtime accessory after a hard work week!
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Bat Wings Corkscrew Bottle Opener
Channel your inner Batman with this spooky bottle opener. A unique bar accessory for your man cave, this black metallic opener is amusing yet perfectly functional. A great accessory to bring in the Halloween season, this bottle opener is an apt give for a Superhero Fanatic!
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Dangerous Games To Play In The Dark
Summoning spirits, unravelling age-old mysteries or riding an elevator all - find all these spine-chilling activities in this book! It includes step-by-step instructions on all the urban legends and dangerous stories that can singlehandedly turn any sleepover into a horror fest! You must beware!
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Smart Nail Clipper
Say goodbye to finger cuts and bruises with this smart Nail Clipper. With a magnifying glass attached, this stainless steel Cutter offers a comfortable grip and smooth blade movement, making cutting nails a pleasurable chore. No painful slips on your precious baby's nails!
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