Chocolate Dinosaur Eggs
These pink Chocolate Dinosaur Eggs are deliciously speckled with vibrant pre-historic guck. Each cracked shell texture embedded with popping honeycomb chunks. They’re solid chocolate all the way through and no depressing hollow cavity wrapped with gold foil and packed into an old-fashioned egg box.
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ChocClits
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Raptor Skeleton Garden Statue
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Naughty Milk Chocolates
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Inflatable Dinosaur Costume
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Dinosaur Table Lamp
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Strawberries & Cream Cocoa Bomb
Sink into a delicious fantasy with this heart-shaped white chocolate cocoa bomb. Just slip it onto 2 cups of hot milk for a cosy evening indulgence with your special someone! Filled with soft mini marshmallows, this pretty treat is a great way to spread to love this valentines season!
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Lollipop Wipe
Set off your trip to the horizontal tango in the most tasty manner possible with this Chocolate Flavoured Lollipop Wipe. This skin friendly product is latex compatible and has no side effects. So ride the bologna pony like a pro and make every moment memorable with your partner.
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Chocolate Bombes
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Chocolate Boobs
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Stegosaurus Dog Costume
One of the most hilarious pet costume ever! Transform your dog into extinct Stegosaurus with this Stegosaurus Dog Costume. Works great with small to medium size pets. It will cover your pet from head to tail and back to paw and comes with spinal plates for a more realistic look.
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Hot Chocolate Bombs
Bring out your kitchen rebel outside with this amazing Hot Chocolate bombs. These cute looking balls of chocolate literally blast their way once pored in milk to give you the chocolate shake of your lives. Add to those marshmallows in the center to make your tastebuds “high” on flavor.
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Matcha Flavoured KitKat
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Dinosaur Inflatable Pool Float
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Pistol Shaped Chocolate
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Dinosaur Corn Holder
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Whisky Chocolate
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Dinosaur Paper Towel Holder
Like animals figures? Decor up your bathroom or kitchen with this cute looking dinosaur figure which can serve two purposes. You can use it as kitchen paper towel holder or can also be used for toilet paper holder. The neck only measures 10.5”. Made of iron and weighs over 2 pounds.
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Edible Anus Chocolate
A perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for your special one. It might be cheeky, but you can't deny that it's a powerful symbol of intimacy. This edible Anus chocolate comes in two surprising black boxes – a set of three gourmet chocolate sphincters and a set of six identical bung holes.
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Edible Glitter For Wine
It's not for nothing that cocktails are called sparkling drinks! Play perfect host and a kickass bartender with this Glitter mixer. Use it in juices, spirits kegs and any beverage of your choice! This edible splash of colour is the difference between a good drink and a great one!
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Activated Charcoal Powder
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Urinal Shot Glasses
Drink from a urinal shot glass before you throw up in one! This hilarious gag gift will make your house party an unforgettable experience for your guests! Made with ceramic, this set of two mini-urinals promise to offer a steady stream of alcohol to keep the good times rolling!
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Tesla Tequila
Toast to tequila in style with the best there is. This premium tequila aged in French oak barrels leaves delicate cinnamon and rose flavour on your lips. Its contemporary shape will be the crowning glory of your bar. Don't miss the trademark stand that holds it in an elevated stance.
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Super Coffee With Mushroom
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