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Cooking With Semen

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Cooking With Semen

Eating di*k is passè! Here are 100 luscious ways to eat semen. That’s right, this hilarious gag gift proposes recipes involving semen, for chefs with a ton of guts (and sperm)! Open this blank book and find a blank canvas for doodling, writing or journaling, leaving the receiver relieved!

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