Creepy Fake Cockroaches
Creepy Fake Cockroaches
If it’s the Goth look you’re going for this Halloween season, these creepy Cockroaches are a must-have! So real it’ll jump your guests, and so gross that they’ll throw up! Sprinkle some on your appetizers or drinks for added disgust!
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Indoor Insect Trap
Tired of all your kitchen garden insects making their way indoors? This insect trap does away with moths, fruit flies, mosquitos & gnats with its suction & light mechanism. Its sticky glue board captures the nastiest inspects without any mess, leaving your kitchen free of all irritants (except your husband!)
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Bug Killer Gun
Take the Ultimate Revenge on all those annoying bugs & insects with this assault gun. This CO2-powered salt blaster targets wasps, hornets, roaches & more, giving you the pleasure of a sweet kill. No more hefty pest control bills for your home!
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Gengar Super Long Tongue Pillow
Sink into Gengar's lick attack and enjoy the closest slumber in his wide open mouth. This Pokemon-themed pillow has an extra-long tongue that serves as the perfect blanket to curl underneath. Those late-night study sessions just got complemented with the ideal siesta spot!
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Serotonin Brain Float Pen
Feeling low? These Serotonin Brain Float Pens are the cure for the common case of the blahs! Filled with tiny brains and mood-boosting neurotransmitters, they'll make writing prescriptions (or grocery lists) a party. Available in a range of colors to match your happy mood!
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The Duck-You 3D Printed Figurine
When you're running out of fucks to give, switch to this duck-you figurine for some solace and strength. This seemingly mundane duck is a subtle way to say what's on your mind when words fail you. If nothing else, it's a catchy tabletop accessory to warn bystanders of your personality!
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Air-conditioning Vent Extension
Experience instant cooling on your face, armpits or manly bits with this vent extension! Expandable and bendable to a length of 33 inches, this PP tube extension can be easily clipped to the vent, providing immediate relief to any body part that's screaming for ventilation!
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Aztec Death Whistle
Experience the spine-tingling power of the Screaming Aztec Death Whistle. A blend of history and craftsmanship, this instrument is a must-have for thrill-seekers and collectors alike. It emits bone-chilling screams that can reach over 125 decibels, evoking the agony of tortured souls. Perfect for Halloween.
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The Fire Wallet
Avoid unnecessary expenditures with this magical fire wallet that lights up in flames as soon as you open your wallet, throwing off your friends, family & cash teller. These flames won't harm your moolah, it's just for gags! Turn it off with a magnetic lock when the trick gets old!
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Croissant Mouse Rest
Build up an appetite after all that hard work with this tempting croissant Mouse Rest! Made from memory foam for ultimate comfort, this mouse pad gives your work desk a Parisian touch. Its ergonomic design doesn't let fatigue kick in even for long days of scrolling and clicking!
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Rechargeable Crocs Headlights
Very few things are as annoying as landing your favourite shoes in a puddle! Lo & behold these miniature headlights that give you 33 feet of visibility and 10000 hours of run time. Its 3 light modes and waterproof features ensure this little guy saves the day (and your shoes!)
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Cactus Back Scratcher
That reclusive scratchy spot on your back can be the biggest killjoy, well not anymore! This bendy cactus back Scratcher can access the most remote spots to offer quick itch relief. It's soft spikes & ergonomic design wade through several layers of clothing to give you a satisfying rub.
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Friday The 13th Light
Want uninterrupted sleep? This spooky nightlight will ensure you don't move an inch from the bed! Illuminated by energy-efficient LEDs, this iconic hockey mask light is the perfect Halloween decor or balcony feature to give your neighbours a startle! Friday the 13th will never be the same again!
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Minecraft Style Lever Light Switch
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Jingle Balls Christmas Decoration
If you can't flaunt your dangly bits this festive season, here's the next best set of balls to show off! This handmade ballbag complete with a bow is a hilarious piece of adult décor for your Christmas tree. Trust your guests to be awed, disgusted and amused all at once.
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Baby Doll Head Candle
Throw a Halloween party that will not just make heads turn but also melt, literally! This gothic baby doll candle is a great gift for lovers of all things macabre. Made with Vegan soy wax, this decorative fragrant accessory is not for the faint-hearted!
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Clone-A-Willy Molding Kit
Create a replica of your boyfriend's manhood for times when he's away! This DIY molding kit made of medically tested mold captures perfect life-like details, creating a dick so simply and easily! After you've got this in your kitty, no sex toy can ever match up!
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Floating Shoe Display Stand
Know someone with a strong shoe fetish? Here's the best gift to help them flaunt their prized possessions! This floating stand has 360° rotation and a built-in LED lamp, ensuring your shoes put their best foot forward! Your guests can't take their eyes off this beauty!
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Jigsaw Puzzle Piece Prosthetic
Give your colleagues a Startle with this hilarious jigsaw shaped Prosthetic. Look like you've stepped out of a horror movie with this latex Prosthetic that's super easy to wear. This is the perfect accessory to give your next Halloween outfit a facelift, literally!
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Halloween Decoration Your Face Jar
Missing a twin to join you on your funny escapades? This face jar is the closest thing you can get to a birth twin! Freak your guests out this Halloween with this spooky photo face jar. It's so scary, you'll jump out of your skin seeing it every morning!
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Wilson Fence Sitter
Take a leaf out of your favorite show 'Home Improvement' with this friendly Mr. Wilson figurine! This wood fence sitter plonks himself on your fence to watch over you and give you tips on those good old home improvement ideas! A good old reminder of the classic 90s show!
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Giant Zombie Baby
This Inflatable zombie baby will up your Halloween decor game! It comes with LED lights, stakes and a rope to secure its position for your guests to skip a beat! This waterproof polyester baby is so spooky, a good thing he's in the yard in case someone shits their pants!
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Jumbo Witchcraft Kit
Take a leaf out of your favourite Harry Potter book with this all-encompassing witchcraft kit. This wooden box houses ample herbs, essential oils and crystals so you can try your hand at potion-making. There's even a wand in here to give you the spell-like feels!
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Camel D#ck
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Bocarina Nose Flute
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Creepy Humpty Dumpty
An alternate take on the goody two shoes humpty Dumpty is ideal for someone who enjoys horror. This Hand-Painted resin Sculpture is the creepiest smile you can flash your guests when they enter your home! Unlike the real humpty, this is one sturdy boy who won't fall off that easily.
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P#nis-Shaped Switch Cap
This weenie replica stands up at the slightest touch, just like the real trouser soldier! Hilarious and eye-catchy, this glow in the dark switch cap will leave your guests in fits of laughter! It’s the perfect decor piece for a Bachelorette party to shower the bride with unlimited whangs!
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The Impossible Table
This contemporary coffee table is a great addition to your decor if you enjoy physics and optical illusions. Its multidimensional design makes it a great conversation starter with guests. This Handmade beauty with its intricate artistic finish is a keeper in your home or workplace.
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