Edible Anus Chocolate
Edible Anus Chocolate
A perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for your special one. It might be cheeky, but you can’t deny that it’s a powerful symbol of intimacy. This edible Anus chocolate comes in two surprising black boxes – a set of three gourmet chocolate sphincters and a set of six identical bung holes.
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