Eiffel Tower Scissor
They say your tools define your craftsmanship. Think of one reason for not buying your art instinct this Eiffel Tower scissor. Create your own fashion statement right from the point of holding this beautiful tool between your fingers and create the masterpiece that defines the artist in you.
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Skull-Shaped Scissors
Add this absolutely funky pair of skull-shaped scissors to your stack of collectibles. Sporting a cool skull design in an all-brass body, this accessory can be used in tailoring, craft, embroidery or even office work with an added touch of style. Using these scissors is sure to grab some eyeballs!
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Standing Scissors
Add a quirky look to your work station with this very unique and sleek standing Scissors with base. Made up of Japanese stainless steel, this scissor provides accurate and efficient cuts. Needless to say, this very unique scissor is an award-winning product that will soon become your favorite.
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Spider & Insect Catcher
Get those annoying insects out and away in a jiffy with this handy insect catcher. Its long handle reaches creepy crawlies in the most remote corners. With patented soft bristles, this wonder device catches insects until you're outdoors to release them off. PS: cleaning this baby is easy too!
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Men’s Goatee Shaving Template
That salon-style perfectly shaped beard is now possible at home. This Shaving Template adjusts to any face size to eliminate crooked goatees. Its risk-free plastic body is easy to clean and cuts down grooming time to minutes! PS: you can use any razor with it.
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‘F#ck Off Coronavirus’ Adult Colouring Book
Don't let quarantine get to you! Tickle your funny bone with this hilarious swear word Colouring book. With 112 unique and Intriguing foul-mouthed insults, this book is just what you need to let the Covid frustrations off. Infuse some colour into these cuss words and take a break from the virus stress.
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Big B0ob Optical Illusion T-shirt
If you're not well-endowed and miss the perfection of a good rack, this optical illusion t-shirt is just what you need! Ditch that itchy push-up bra that's more pain than gain for this comfortable Tee. As they say, If you can't make it, fake it!
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Dehydrated Water Can
Gift yourself this water can if drinking water is the last thing on your mind. Filled with wit, this can is in fact filled with dehydrated water, we kid you not! This hilarious gag gift is a reminder to your trekker friend to carry some humour in his survival kit.
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Venus Bust Scented Candles
It’s no wonder that women are from Venus, how else did these busty candles come around! Made of soy, these small curvy candles are a great way to light your fire *wink wink* This fragrant vegan goddess will have you weak in the knees and in the stress!
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‘F#ck’ Jars
If you're running out of f#cks to give, it's evident your life is filled with a bunch of Fu*kers! Stock up your f#cks for those who actually deserve them! This glass mason jar with 160 precious wood cut f#cks is a bountiful of resources. Use them wisely!
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Staple-Free Paper Clincher
Toddler-proofing your home includes getting rid of them damned staple pins! This revolutionary paper clincher works without staples to seal papers together using a unique inter-folding process. No more painful stapler accidents for you and your little one! PS: It is shredder-friendly too!
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‘Grow A D!ck’ D!ck-Shaped Chillies
These d!ck-shaped chillies are the perfect way to add spice to your palette. Gift this easy peasy planter to a friend who could use a d!ck. All this planter needs in water to sprout up edible and organic baby d!cks. Just don't use them in the bedroom!
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Ingrown Toe Nail Corrector
A stubborn ingrown nail is nothing short of a toe jinx. Save yourself the limps and lumps of an ingrown toe with this magical toenail corrector. It straightens it back with the help of an adjustable fulcrum. Easy to use and fuss-free, this saviour has got your back.. err toe!
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DIY Flying Butterfly Card
Give your special someone butterflies in their stomach with this magical card. This tiny rubber-band-powered Butterfly slips into any greeting card and flies up to 20 feet when the card is opened. Talk about romance floating in the air again!
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Multi-Tool Pocket Knife
Get adventure-ready with this uber-cool Multi-Tool! With a fine-edge blade, scissors, awl, bottle opener among other features, it can handle anything you throw its way! This stainless steel tool will save the day if you're big on treks and other adventurous escapades!
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Stress Relief Ball Sack
When life gives you lemons, squeeze this ball sack! Hilarious and embarrassing at once, this suede ball sack is great for times when your stress needs an outlet. If you can't grab them balls in the flesh, at least you can grab them in the sack!
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Charcoal Underwear Pads
Save yourself the embarrassment of when you let slip some unpleasant wind in public. These charcoal pads attach to the outside of underpants without adding bulk to neutralise that stinky odour. No more awkward sidelong glances when your gastric system plays mischief!
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Orgasmic Man Metal Soap Dispenser
Pump this happy organismic man for some mutual benefit. He gets happier as you get cleaner. This artistic metal dispenser can be used for soap, sanitizer, lotion or anything you please! Get your hands on this industrial piece to quirk up your bathroom, kitchen or living room!
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Taco Holder Butt Plug
Slip your taco into this silicone/metal holder and trust it to be in safe hands. It comes in 3 different sizes to match your appetite. The only thing you're going to love more than those delish tacos is this taco Holder!
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Rattlesnake Head Keychain
This sinewy snake keychain is a great gift to someone who is fascinated with these charming meandering creatures! Made of real taxidermy, this keychain is ideal for any key size and is a real conversation starter! PS: no one's gonna borrow your car if it's slung onto this nasty baby!
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Handmade Fish Flip-Flops
Slip your feet into these utterly cute fish slippers for the perfect beach vibe! These PVC slippers are made with an anti-skid base and see light on your feet. It's adorable open fish face tucks your toes well to catch eyeballs as you strut across in these pretty shoes!
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Indexpen For Your Fingers
Discover the new paradigm in writing with this ergonomically designed pen for your index finger. You can either slip you finger in it or simply hold it as you're comfortable. No more handwriting problems due to arthritis, dysgraphia or other such conditions!
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3D Printed Chicken Arm
Get your meme game strong with this hilarious 3D printed arm. Strap them into your pet chickens and get some lol-worthy pictures! Gift it to a friend who runs a poultry farm or just someone who loves a good laugh! Everything going to enjoy this - well, except the chickens!
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Belly Button Lint Brush
Nothing quite satisfying as cleaning your belly button of collected dirt, is there? A handy buy if your friend's got a well-endowed midriff that comes with a deep navel. Gift it to someone who loves random stuff or a buddy with a cleanliness OCD for a good laugh!
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Boob or Butt Bachelorette Game
Test your girl gangs power of vision with this hilarious bachelorette game! Get the bride-to-be to guess the answer for each picture. Every wrong answer, and you give her a task to do! Easy to print, these game sheets are a whole lot of fun and naughtiness!
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Covid-19 Mask & Bra Combo
If the mask life is getting the better of you, this bra & mask combo is a welcome twist! The bra is two masks strung together, helping you find humour amidst the pandemic! Wear it on Halloween, to a weekend get-together or for naughty roleplay behind closed doors!
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Creepy Bloody Window Poster
Scare the living daylights out of passersby with this blood-stained 3D-effect window poster. This reusable poster is easy to put up and easy to remove, requiring no adhesive! Trick and treaters are going to be shit scared ringing your doorbell if your window looks like this!
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Handy Magnetic Goose
For times you could use some help around the house, this magnetic goose comes to the rescue! It holds your keys, scissors, glasses or anything within 1lbs. Stick your post-its on his body or even use with changing tyres! That low-maintainence buddy you always wanted is here!
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