Endless Beep Machine
Endless Beep Machine
Think your toddler is annoying? Try this maniac beep Machine that demands a whole new level of patience! With a battery that lasts a whopping 3 years, this machine can be wired to Beep every 5 to 60 minutes. Time to give that piss-off co-worker a gift he won’t forget!
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Finger Dance Machine
Accept the ultimate dancing challenge with this dance machine. No, it's not your legs but your fingers that move to the beat! Give your fingers some much-needed exercise after a long day of typing! Throw the ultimate dance duel for your office buddies on this groovy dance floor!
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Foldimate Laundry Folding Machine
Ditch the mundane task of folding laundry and save yourself hours every week. Foldimate folds heaps of laundry across all sizes in seconds. Just slip in your laundry and trust its fast-fold technology to get on the job immediately! Folding laundry has zero chills on you now!
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Toilet Humor Warning Sign
If your husband's poop stirs up a dangerous mix of stink, this warning sign ought to be in your home! This hilarious novelty sign is a subtle nudge to practice good bathroom hygiene. Perfectly sized to fit on a desk, it’s a funny gift for your rather gassy colleague!
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Remote Control Shark Toy
Get your baby shark this massive shark toy as a perfect accompaniment for the beach, pool day or even the daily bath! With realistic simulation and a high-speed engine, this remote-controlled toy captures the fascination of your child! Its 30-minute charging time has you sorted for every play session!
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Croissant Mouse Rest
Build up an appetite after all that hard work with this tempting croissant Mouse Rest! Made from memory foam for ultimate comfort, this mouse pad gives your work desk a Parisian touch. Its ergonomic design doesn't let fatigue kick in even for long days of scrolling and clicking!
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Darth Vader Controller Holder
Summon the Dark Lord of the Sith to lend you a hand in your gaming endeavors! This device holder inspired by the legendary American sci-fi will make any fan go weak in the knees! Suffice to say, this accessory will take the appeal of your man cave up several notches!
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Little Dutch Retro Roller
Let your little one make a grand entry into the world of toddlerhood with this adorable vintage roller. Its sturdy metal wheels and rubber tyres support your child's adventurous escapades. This aesthetic and attractive retro roller is the perfect addition to your child's nursery!
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The Happy Isles Jigsaw Puzzle
Tired of taking your kids to the park? Here's a fun & engaging indoor bonding activity that'll keep you all glued together for hours! This 1000-piece puzzle promised a magical surprise at the end, this cognitive exercise will make your children fall in love with solving puzzles!
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Carbecue Prank Gift Box
Are you the king of satire? This empty prank box is your best satirical flex! An awkward carbecue gift box will ensure you capture that priceless awkward expression on your friend's face before they open it to unveil their real gift! This box will leave the entire party in splits!
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Unique Rubiks Cube Wall Art
This interactive Rubik's cube wall attachment is every geek's dream come true! Ideal for offices, playrooms, schools & more, this wall art has an easy metal mounting system for a sturdy hold. Customise it for size & colour and bring home this evergreen cognitive stimulator!
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Mortar with Soft Foam Bullet
Engage in the ultimate battle of NERF supremacy with this tripod bullet launcher. An ideal holiday gift for your little man, this badass toy comes with 3 sponge bullets that are soft on impact but loaded on the fun! Weekend backyard afternoons shall never be the same again!
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7-in-1 Optical Pocket Tool
Give your newbie trekker son the ultimate outdoor gadget with this pocket tool. A microscope, flashlight, whistle and more rolled into one, this handy tool is guaranteed to save the day in case of contingencies! Its sturdy design will last him through all his adventures!
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Cooking With Semen
Eating di*k is passè! Here are 100 luscious ways to eat semen. That's right, this hilarious gag gift proposes recipes involving semen, for chefs with a ton of guts (and sperm)! Open this blank book and find a blank canvas for doodling, writing or journaling, leaving the receiver relieved!
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Custom Enamel Pins
Custom enamel pins are a great way to personalize clothing, hats, bags, and more. EnamelPins.com offers expert design services to create a pin that matches your preferences. Custom enamel pins are ideal for individuals, businesses, or organizations looking to showcase their brand or interests in a unique and eye-catching way.
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Carbeque Prank Gift Box
Are you the king of satire? This empty prank box is your best satirical flex! An awkward carbeque gift box will ensure you capture that priceless awkward expression on your friend's face before they open it to unveil their real gift! This box will leave the entire party in splits!
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DIY String Art
Stimulate your child's brain juices with this craft kit for kids! These patterns encourage kids to create their designs using string art by arranging the push pins on the board, enabling them to think creatively & stay engaged! With 60 yards of thread and 170 pins, the fun is endless!
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The Co#k Cannon Prank Gift
Leave your dick-obsessed friend pink in the face with this massive 2.5-foot-long projectile penis. Complete with hairy balls, this prank gift comes packaged in a seemingly benign incense box, throwing the opener totally off guard. A great gift for anyone who believes there's no such thing as too much dick!
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Humping Animals Coloring Book
Infuse color into animals doing the monster mash in the most hilarious coloring book there ever was! A great stress-relief exercise, this book illustrates animals getting lucky in the most quirky ways, and you're the lucky one who gets to decide how colorful this scene can be!
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The Shocking Truth Game
Amp up your quizzing skills or face the wrath of a cattle prod! This ultimate GK game with 400 questions and fun dynamics is your brain's quest to save your nerves from mild electrocution. Calling on all the grey cells to emerge victorious and save the day (and the body)!
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Dinosaur Finger Puppets
Your kids will finally be entertained all through long drives thanks to these dino puppets! Endless pretend play, dino discussion, trivia and more, this 20-piece rubber set will keep them hooked for hours. These figurines also double up as party decor, bath toys, cake decorations, Halloween accessories and lots more!
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Loud Mouth Voice Changer
Transform into male, female or robot at the click of a button – relax, we just mean your voice, not your gender! This loud-mouth voice modulator can make the drabbest & monotone voice sound loud and exciting. It also includes a hilarious manic laugh for added effect!
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Bonny Boy Drink Dispenser
Sprinkle in the good times with this adorable Bonny Boy dispenser. Modelled after the infamous Manneken Pis sculpture in Belgium, this cheeky bar accessory is the perfect gag gift for a man cave! Its 16 ounces capacity may be small, but it promises big laughs every time you use it!
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Blackheads Remover Fidget Toy
Very few things can bring as much satisfaction as plucking out a blackhead. This soothing fidget toy gives you several chances at practicing the act. An ideal stress relief toy, this keychain makes for a great office gift for your husband to beat the blues.
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Middle Finger Car Light
Here is the perfect reply to those incessant honkers and rash drivers! This remote-controlled light has a 45 ft range for maximum impact. Surprisingly, this light is a legal gesture that is compliant with most US State laws. So now, you can legally tell annoying drivers to fuck off!
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Doorstop Cheese Wedge
This cool Doorstop Cheese Wedge features a fun and playful design that will make your guests smile. It is also a great conversation starter and will add a touch of humor to your home.
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Pindaloo Skill Toy
Get ready for hours of fun with Pindaloo! This unique toy is perfect for anyone who wants to improve their coordination and have a great time while doing it. Pindaloo is easy to use, but challenging to master, making it perfect for kids and adults of all ages. The compact and lightweight design makes it easy to take on the go, so you can enjoy it anywhere you like.
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Pool Punisher with Water Cannon
Add some excitement to your pool with the Pool Punisher Inflatable Water Tank Pool Toy. This inflatable pool accessory is perfect for kids and adults alike, and is sure to provide endless hours of fun in the sun. Made from durable materials and featuring a convenient design, it's the perfect addition to any pool party or summer gathering.
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