‘F#ck’ Jars
If you’re running out of f#cks to give, it’s evident your life is filled with a bunch of Fu*kers! Stock up your f#cks for those who actually deserve them! This glass mason jar with 160 precious wood cut f#cks is a bountiful of resources. Use them wisely!
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P#nis Value Stem Caps
This tiny weenie paves the road for the best notorious prank there is! Slip it onto any tire’s valve stem and watch a pair of innocent little penises spin around town. This gag gift is perfect for a Bachelors night ride to send the groom searching for a good time!
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Hot Lips Prank Gift Box
Jump your buddy with this hilarious box and capture priceless confused expressions! Put his real gift inside this box to give him a sigh of relief. We bet the tension of opening this gift will give him hot lips, just as this funny box promises! PS: keep your camera ready!
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P#nis Lipsticks
Here’s a wang that actually smells good This! These hilariously shaped lipsticks pamper your luscious lips with a creamy texture. Their notorious shape makes them the best makeup accessory for a Bachelorette! We promise these miniature versions will last longer than its life-size buddy!
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Smell of Space
Ever wondered what space smells like? Enjoy your own pinch of the outer world bottled up in this perfume. Designed for NASA, this little bottle gives you a sneak peek into celestial bodies! If you can't go there, we'll at least you can smell what it’s like out there.
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Funny P#nis Cookie Cutter
Make yourself some joyous edible p#nises this festive season with this cookie cutter. Made from food-grade plastic, cutter promises to deliver the naughtiest little trouser snakes for your tastebuds. Your guests are going to love tasting these juicy treats! Caution: these p#nises are only for oral consumption!
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The BeerBelly Beer Canteen
To the world, this is a beer belly. To you, it’s your very own portable hands-free hydration system! This pouch fits around your waist with a tube leading supplying you your insulated hot/cold beverage whenever you please. What's better? One size fits all! A beer belly just got better.
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Weener Kleener Soap
This stimulating bath soap will hug you just in the right places for some harmless self- pleasure. Gift it to your long-distance boyfriend so he can have some 'clean' fun in your absence. Bath time has never been more hilarious!
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Novelty Gun-Like Sunglasses
You may love it or hate it, but you can't ignore these sunglasses. These classic aviators have a touch of machismo with real-life AWM sniper rifle frames. Its sleek stainless steel design complements most face structures. That wannabe gangsta buddy is going to love this hilarious gag gift.
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Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Find yourself j#rking off at any given time? This strange and hilarious book sports a collection of random pictures that promise to kill your urge for self-pleasure. It is a sure-shot way to abstinence! Give this gag gift to your buddy with the strongest libido and challenge his instincts!
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F#cks Given Meter Pin
When you truly don't give a f#ck, from the bottom of your heart, it's time to sport this pin. This laser-cut acrylic pin lets you say it like it's meant to be said. Gift it to a friend who drastically needs to reduce the f#cks he's been giving around.
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Reindeer Thong Underwear For Men
Enjoy this festive season kinky style with this reindeer mankini. Give this gag gift to your man for some naughty cosplay. This comfy polyester bodysuit comes with an adorable pom-pom nose and removable bells to add to its vibe. This is one reindeer you can never say no to!
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Invisible Boyfriend
The man of your dreams is now here! Practice flirting, create conversations and gain confidence in the world of dating! We fashion a digital version of your best match using your preferences. No bots, no software - this boy is straight out of your imagination!
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Big B0ob Optical Illusion T-shirt
If you're not well-endowed and miss the perfection of a good rack, this optical illusion t-shirt is just what you need! Ditch that itchy push-up bra that's more pain than gain for this comfortable Tee. As they say, If you can't make it, fake it!
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Dehydrated Water Can
Gift yourself this water can if drinking water is the last thing on your mind. Filled with wit, this can is in fact filled with dehydrated water, we kid you not! This hilarious gag gift is a reminder to your trekker friend to carry some humour in his survival kit.
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‘Grow A D!ck’ D!ck-Shaped Chillies
These d!ck-shaped chillies are the perfect way to add spice to your palette. Gift this easy peasy planter to a friend who could use a d!ck. All this planter needs in water to sprout up edible and organic baby d!cks. Just don't use them in the bedroom!
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DIY Flying Butterfly Card
Give your special someone butterflies in their stomach with this magical card. This tiny rubber-band-powered Butterfly slips into any greeting card and flies up to 20 feet when the card is opened. Talk about romance floating in the air again!
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Stress Relief Ball Sack
When life gives you lemons, squeeze this ball sack! Hilarious and embarrassing at once, this suede ball sack is great for times when your stress needs an outlet. If you can't grab them balls in the flesh, at least you can grab them in the sack!
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Charcoal Underwear Pads
Save yourself the embarrassment of when you let slip some unpleasant wind in public. These charcoal pads attach to the outside of underpants without adding bulk to neutralise that stinky odour. No more awkward sidelong glances when your gastric system plays mischief!
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Belly Button Lint Brush
Nothing quite satisfying as cleaning your belly button of collected dirt, is there? A handy buy if your friend's got a well-endowed midriff that comes with a deep navel. Gift it to someone who loves random stuff or a buddy with a cleanliness OCD for a good laugh!
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Plant Urinal Gag Box
Pull a fast one on your buddy with this Prank Gift box. Revel in their embarrassment as they hesitate to unpack their urinal gift and be pleasantly surprised! PS: don't forget to snap a photograph of their awkward & confused expression for a keepsake!
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Gross Fake Poop
Shit just got real, literally! This fake blob of poop will give your guests the creeps! Just place it at an unassuming spot in your restroom to stir up a hilarious shit storm at your next house party! PS: gift it to a friend who lives for pranks!
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Magic Fire Wallet
Surprise people near you with the amazing magic fire wallet. To fire the wallet, just paint oil on the fire cloth inside and open it. To put off the fire, close the wallet. Made from the highest quality PU leather, this can also be used as a traditional wallet with pockets for cash and cards.
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Kinky Newspaper Prank Box
Embarrass your friends like never before with this Kinky Newspaper Prank Box. No matter if it's a tit for tat, or just casual, this absolute ripper of a gift comes with a guarantee of high voltage shock. All what you have to do is to deliver it to the right person.
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Annoy-a-tron Prankster Device
You can not miss this if you a prankster in your group. This very tiny Annoy-a-tron Prankster device can be hidden very easily. Once turned on, this will emit annoying sounds that your co-workers or friends will go crazy discovering the source. It's definitely an all-out prank war winner!
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Novelty Cheese Printer
What better could you expect than this cheese printer as your birthday present? You can now print all those digital memories you have in your smartphone right onto your delicious cheese slice. But expectations are always meant to be broke at the end.
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Thumb USB Drive
A creepy little thumb drive, same as the size of a grown man thumb with realistic color. Can make a perfect white elephant gift idea or gift for your kids. Comes in 16GB and 32GB capacity with USB 2.0 for high-speed transfer. A little makeover can make it look like a real sliced up thumb.
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Middle Finger Gift Wrap
Say no to those boring gift wraps with glitters all over it. Time to step forward and turn those boring gift wraps into a fun wraps with this Middle Finger Gift Wrap it will sure to make the recipient laugh and so do you. Middle fingers on your gift wrap are there to make it the best gift ever.
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