Funny Apron For Dad
Funny Apron For Dad
Surprise your dad by making the boldest statement ever with this funny Apron for Dad. If your dad is as funky as you are, he is going to love this apron that reads “I will feed all you fuckers”. Now that’s a nasty dad out in the kitchen.
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Clean clogged drains and toilets in a jiffy with this snake-like tool. Its flexible & bendable design reaches remote nooks while the four-way claws grab debris for a thorough cleaning job. Efficient & simple home maintenance is now a reality!
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Outdoor Shrimp Cast Iron Grill
Score full points on your cookout with this cast-iron grill! Spacious for 22 jumbo shrimp at once, this cast iron grill is ideal for sauteeing, grilling, frying & more. With an even heating system, this grillware delivers indulgent golden brown shrimp! It's sure to last decades with proper care!
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Steampunk Retro Vintage Brass Lighter
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Basketball Egg Yolk Separator
Flex your basketball skills while dicing up the perfect egg whites with this Yolk separator! This fun kitchen accessory is a hilarious gift for NBA fans who always have basketball on their mind! This hygienic kitchen accessory scores full points on versatility, convenience & fun!
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CellPhone Lock Box With Timer
What better way to spend quality time together than packing off smartphones in this lock box? Ideal for smartphones, cigarettes, junk food or anything addictive, this timed safe can be tuned for up to 5 days. This scientifically-backed pre-commitment method helps build happier & fulfilling family time!
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Bed-Shaped Kitchen Sponge Holder
That humble sponge that scrubs your ditty pots & pans sure deserves a good night's sleep! This cute bed-shaped plastic holder is the perfect pampering for this must-have kitchen accessory! Only a full-blown adult above 30 years old will find this idea an absolute genius!
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No-Touch Sanitary Ice Cube Maker
Just like everything else, ice trays have also got a makeover post-covid! Make & serve ice in these space-optimal & stackable silicone trays that ensure no spills. Perfect for picnics and RVs, these ice cubes freeze in any orientation, giving you 18 clean square-shaped ice cubes for a chilled time!
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Fuzzy Ball Towel For Kitchens
This creative and adorable ball towel does more than just look cute! It instantly cleans wet hands conveniently and doesn't look anywhere as drab and untidy as a kitchen towel! Simply hang this environmentally conscious towel with the attached hanger and wipe your hands in a jiffy!
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Silicone Splatter Screen
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Extend Steel Dish Rack
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Cast Iron Sausage Pan
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Bamboo Chopsticks
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Countertop Water Filter System
Whoever said tap water is good to drink didn't know it contains over 76 contaminants! Thank God for this water filter system with a plant-based carbon filter & intelligent filter alerts that store clean & pure drinking water in a BPA-free plastic tank for your perusal!
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Slow Drip Cold Brew Maker
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Touch-less Liquid Soap Dispenser
Can't stand finger stains on your appliances? You're not alone! This hands-free infrared-sensor dispenser with volume control dispenses just the right amount of soap with zero effort! A great boon for commercial & home kitchens, this transparent plastic dispenser lets you know when it's time for a refill!
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Strap On Condiment Fork
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Thaw Class Defrosting Device
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Cooking With Semen
Eating di*k is passè! Here are 100 luscious ways to eat semen. That's right, this hilarious gag gift proposes recipes involving semen, for chefs with a ton of guts (and sperm)! Open this blank book and find a blank canvas for doodling, writing or journaling, leaving the receiver relieved!
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All-in-One Measuring Cube
Shrink your entire kitchen measurement tools into this one single cube! With over 19 measurements for baking & cooking in the US & metric readings, this cube is a great way to reduce clutter. Made of food-grade materials, it makes for a great gift to a Baker!
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3-Layer Fruit Bowl Bamboo Stand
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Silicon Microwave Popcorn Maker
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Outdoor Kitchen Bar
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Hand Forged Chef Knife Set
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Manual Noodle Machine
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Black Diamond Knife Block
Give your kitchen a rugged workshop-like touch with this catchy knife block. With a 3-dimensional geometric base and room for up to 11 knives, this kitchen accessory will not go unnoticed! Bring it out to your living room and use it as perfect Halloween decor too!
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Banana Presever Hat
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