‘Grow A D!ck’ D!ck-Shaped Chillies
These d!ck-shaped chillies are the perfect way to add spice to your palette. Gift this easy peasy planter to a friend who could use a d!ck. All this planter needs in water to sprout up edible and organic baby d!cks. Just don’t use them in the bedroom!
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Beer Cap Magnetic Tree
Collecting beer caps is a thing - especially if you've got this funky magnetic tree in your corner! Flaunt your eclectic beer history with this tree that holds the caps in all their glory! This tree is also great to count everything you've downed on your next girl's night in!
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Patrick Pooping Toothpaste Topper
It's time to take your dental hygiene seriously with this toothpaste topper. Patrick from SpongeBob makes a special appearance in your bathroom as a Dental Superhero. He gives you just the right amount of paste from between his cheeks for your sparkly smile!
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[email protected] Blanket
If your BFF hasn't got some in a while, here's a life-size gift of the cobra to keep her going! This hilarious blanket handmade with tricot fabric promises both warmth and a hearty laugh. Climb into its comfort when you're just done with human interaction for the day !
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Floating Poop Water Thermometer
The next time you throw a pool party, throw this rather scandalous thermometer in the pool and freak your buddies out! It may look like a floating turd, but it gets the temperature just right! With an easy string to pull it out, this log reveals its true use!
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The Testicuzzi
Those delicate man sacks are always in moist humid conditions with a dick face for company. This little jacuzzi is here to give them the pampering they deserve. Just dunk your hairy twins in here for a soapy indulgence, giving your vitals a good time for all their efforts.
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Camel D#ck
Got yourself a boyfriend with a strong d#ck game? Gift him this hilarious camel gift to tell him his boy is as powerful as the desert animal! This handmade 3D plastic also makes for a fun Bachelorette gift to the bride to get the night started!
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[email protected] Bleaching Kit
Here's the best prank to pull on your buddy who's going to get some tonight! Slip this into his mailbox and trust this modest bleaching kit gag box to leave him pink in the face. Boy, will he be relieved to open it and find that it's empty!
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Fart Blanket Kit
Practical jokes on those stinky anal audios never go out of style! If your someone who loves pulling off a fast one, this kit is your partner in crime! With shart wipes, an adult diaper and a soft fleece blanket, it's got everything to give your gassy ideas wings!
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David Switch Cover
David's little Goliath is here to light up your room! Just give his weenie a little nudge and this legend does the rest. This hilarious handmade single pole switch is not for the faint-hearted. Made with wood, it's the perfect gag gift for an all-girls apartment!
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[email protected] Printed Towel
Tired of your roommate using your bathroom linen? This hilarious [email protected] printed towel will ensure he keeps his hands off your stuff! This handmade white elephant gift covers your vital areas just fine, not leaving much too imagination! Flaunt this towel at the beach if you're someone who loves attention!
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Belt-Mounted Egg Holster
You never know when you'll go from hungry to hangry. This little egg holster is here to salvage those gastronomic needs! Just slide it onto your belt and take your healthy dose of energy with you wherever you go. And hey, it keeps your diet goals well on track too!
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3D Photo-Realistic Tshirt
Get your groove on with these 3D Printed T-shirts. From biker babe to a pirate badass, there's a print for everybody! Made with polyester, these comfortable T-shirts with a relaxed fit are your perfect calling this Halloween season! PS: These low maintenance Tshirts are machine washable too!
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Pizza Holder Necklace
When things screw up, trust pizza to make it better! Carry your most favorite thing in the world in this triangular pizza holder for gastronomic emergencies! Made with food grade materials, it comes with a secure zip lock to eat pizza anywhere, anytime! Who's to deny?
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P#nis-Shaped Switch Cap
This weenie replica stands up at the slightest touch, just like the real trouser soldier! Hilarious and eye-catchy, this glow in the dark switch cap will leave your guests in fits of laughter! It’s the perfect decor piece for a Bachelorette party to shower the bride with unlimited whangs!
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A Sock For The C#ck
Let's face it, your boy's manhood needs as much warmth in the chill as do your twins. Which is why a crochet willy warmer is a must-have! This woollen jumper for his gunner is the ideal winter wardrobe. Fun to put on, but even more, fun to take off, girls!
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Pet Swing
That friend who’s too obsessed with their pet will definitely buy this hilarious prank! This gag box promises to have a pet swing inside, only to reveal another gift of your choice inside - because pet swing? Really? Those fur parents ought to be the butt of this joke!
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Pizza Gift Box With Real Money
Pull a fast one on your teenage son with just a pizza on his graduation day, until he unveils a stash of cash in this seemingly mundane box. Choose your pizza size based on how generous you feel. He's never going to be this happy to find his pizza missing!
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‘D#ck Bonus’ Funny Scented Candle
Laud your boyfriend for his Supreme dick game with this cheeky gag gift. He may have a great personality, but his little man deserves some appreciation too! This soy Wax Candle comes in delicious flavors that’s sure to set the mood to get his overachiever trouser snake in action again!
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Dickosaurus
Let the biggest d#ck in your gang know he's earned the spot with this pudgy dickosaurus. This gag gift is a hilarious way to tell him you all love to poke fun at him. PS: this d#ck can't be put to any other use besides having a good laugh at!
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Denture Soap
Give your guests the creeps with this spooky denture soap. Made of shea butter and fragrance oil, this hilarious soap can be your guilty pleasure every morning only you know the real use of. One thing for sure, nobody will want to stayover once they see these false teeth!
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Ball Gag Pull-Up Face Mask
When a regular face mask just won't cut it anymore, this hilarious gag mask is what you need to literally make you gag! Handmade with polyester, this breathable mask is worn neck-up as a gaiter and is guaranteed to turn heads everywhere you go!
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Cargo Socks Gag Gift Box
Slip a gift inside this gag box for a fun satirical prank. That priceless expression of your friend trying to hold it together will give way to the relief of discovering their real gift! This harmless box promises to put your buddy in a spot while you have the last laugh!
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P#nis Value Stem Caps
This tiny weenie paves the road for the best notorious prank there is! Slip it onto any tire’s valve stem and watch a pair of innocent little penises spin around town. This gag gift is perfect for a Bachelors night ride to send the groom searching for a good time!
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Hot Lips Prank Gift Box
Jump your buddy with this hilarious box and capture priceless confused expressions! Put his real gift inside this box to give him a sigh of relief. We bet the tension of opening this gift will give him hot lips, just as this funny box promises! PS: keep your camera ready!
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P#nis Lipsticks
Here’s a wang that actually smells good This! These hilariously shaped lipsticks pamper your luscious lips with a creamy texture. Their notorious shape makes them the best makeup accessory for a Bachelorette! We promise these miniature versions will last longer than its life-size buddy!
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Space Invader Hanging Planter
Add a dash of cosmos to your indoor garden with this hanging planter. Made from sturdy borosilicate, this UFO-inspired planter will catch the fancy of your space-obsessed kids! Just make sure your suspended UFO isn't spotted by the aliens lest they claim it for themselves!
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Smell of Space
Ever wondered what space smells like? Enjoy your own pinch of the outer world bottled up in this perfume. Designed for NASA, this little bottle gives you a sneak peek into celestial bodies! If you can't go there, we'll at least you can smell what it’s like out there.
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