Hanging Balls Door Knocker
Hanging Balls Door Knocker
When your life misses any action, know you have at least this pair of balls to grab. This hilarious door knocker is a great gift to a girl friend who hasn’t seen the real deal in a while. Made of PVC, this macho sticks on any straight surface.
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The Duck-You 3D Printed Figurine
When you're running out of fucks to give, switch to this duck-you figurine for some solace and strength. This seemingly mundane duck is a subtle way to say what's on your mind when words fail you. If nothing else, it's a catchy tabletop accessory to warn bystanders of your personality!
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Air-conditioning Vent Extension
Experience instant cooling on your face, armpits or manly bits with this vent extension! Expandable and bendable to a length of 33 inches, this PP tube extension can be easily clipped to the vent, providing immediate relief to any body part that's screaming for ventilation!
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Toilet Humor Warning Sign
If your husband's poop stirs up a dangerous mix of stink, this warning sign ought to be in your home! This hilarious novelty sign is a subtle nudge to practice good bathroom hygiene. Perfectly sized to fit on a desk, it’s a funny gift for your rather gassy colleague!
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Croissant Mouse Rest
Build up an appetite after all that hard work with this tempting croissant Mouse Rest! Made from memory foam for ultimate comfort, this mouse pad gives your work desk a Parisian touch. Its ergonomic design doesn't let fatigue kick in even for long days of scrolling and clicking!
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Carbecue Prank Gift Box
Are you the king of satire? This empty prank box is your best satirical flex! An awkward carbecue gift box will ensure you capture that priceless awkward expression on your friend's face before they open it to unveil their real gift! This box will leave the entire party in splits!
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Cooking With Semen
Eating di*k is passè! Here are 100 luscious ways to eat semen. That's right, this hilarious gag gift proposes recipes involving semen, for chefs with a ton of guts (and sperm)! Open this blank book and find a blank canvas for doodling, writing or journaling, leaving the receiver relieved!
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Custom Enamel Pins
Custom enamel pins are a great way to personalize clothing, hats, bags, and more. EnamelPins.com offers expert design services to create a pin that matches your preferences. Custom enamel pins are ideal for individuals, businesses, or organizations looking to showcase their brand or interests in a unique and eye-catching way.
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Carbeque Prank Gift Box
Are you the king of satire? This empty prank box is your best satirical flex! An awkward carbeque gift box will ensure you capture that priceless awkward expression on your friend's face before they open it to unveil their real gift! This box will leave the entire party in splits!
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The Co#k Cannon Prank Gift
Leave your dick-obsessed friend pink in the face with this massive 2.5-foot-long projectile penis. Complete with hairy balls, this prank gift comes packaged in a seemingly benign incense box, throwing the opener totally off guard. A great gift for anyone who believes there's no such thing as too much dick!
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Humping Animals Coloring Book
Infuse color into animals doing the monster mash in the most hilarious coloring book there ever was! A great stress-relief exercise, this book illustrates animals getting lucky in the most quirky ways, and you're the lucky one who gets to decide how colorful this scene can be!
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Bonny Boy Drink Dispenser
Sprinkle in the good times with this adorable Bonny Boy dispenser. Modelled after the infamous Manneken Pis sculpture in Belgium, this cheeky bar accessory is the perfect gag gift for a man cave! Its 16 ounces capacity may be small, but it promises big laughs every time you use it!
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Middle Finger Car Light
Here is the perfect reply to those incessant honkers and rash drivers! This remote-controlled light has a 45 ft range for maximum impact. Surprisingly, this light is a legal gesture that is compliant with most US State laws. So now, you can legally tell annoying drivers to fuck off!
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Doorstop Cheese Wedge
This cool Doorstop Cheese Wedge features a fun and playful design that will make your guests smile. It is also a great conversation starter and will add a touch of humor to your home.
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Nude Man Ring Holder
If your single BFF is missing some male nudity, give her this hilarious nude ring holder! This gag gift holds multiple bracelets and rings on each arm, but more takes the most load down there. Certainly the silhouette of an ideal man who is made with balls of steel, literally!
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How To Talk To Small People Calendar
Enjoy a hearty laugh every time you look up an important date with this hilarious A4 wall calendar. With funny illustrations on how to talk to small people, this calendar ensures you never miss a birthday, anniversary or celebration – all the while keeping you in a swell mood!
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Jingle Balls Christmas Decoration
If you can't flaunt your dangly bits this festive season, here's the next best set of balls to show off! This handmade ballbag complete with a bow is a hilarious piece of adult décor for your Christmas tree. Trust your guests to be awed, disgusted and amused all at once.
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Crochet Beard For Children
Everyone can be Santa this festive season thanks to these soft and fuzzy beards! Made with acrylic yarn, these beards offer a secure grip and are practical investments for dramas, pretend play and more. Re-use them as much as you like after a gentle machine wash!
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Clone-A-Willy Molding Kit
Create a replica of your boyfriend's manhood for times when he's away! This DIY molding kit made of medically tested mold captures perfect life-like details, creating a dick so simply and easily! After you've got this in your kitty, no sex toy can ever match up!
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Shot Glass Roulette
Get the good times rolling with this shot glass roulette! With 16 glass slots, this game promises endless combinations of fun and cheer! This glass roulette is the perfect addition to your bar or man cave for game nights at home!
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Bread-Shaped Pillow
Can't get food out of your mind? Then get it into your bed with this life-size baguette pillow! Made with skin-friendly plush fabric, this delish 3D pillow is the best gift for an avid foodie! Don't sink your teeth into it, no matter how tempting it looks!
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Pink Duck Car Ornament
Don't beat yourself if you often forget to carry kids' toys on long drives! This squeaky little rubber duck saves the day! Its attractive ornamental design makes it ideal for karaoke, role play and other fun games! It is detachable, so you kids can enjoy it hands-on!
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Bag Of Nothing Gag Gift
Anything, nothing - tired of hearing these replies from your teenage kid! Give him exactly what he asks for with this hilarious gag gift. These plastic bags are filled with 'nothing', literally! A great quality novelty gift for someone who always asks for nothing!
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Jizz The Buckaroo Game
When you haven't fondled your man manhood in a while, here's the next best thing to the real deal! This hilarious plastic dick doubles up as a drinks roulette or a raunchy game at a bachelorette party! Fill it with the spirit of your choice and enjoy some splashy shots!
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Shrek Pooping Toothpaste Topper
Take your Shrek obsession to the next kennel with this hilarious Toothpaste topper! A great way to get kids interested in brushing, this topper is comedy in action! Just make sure you wipe off Shrek's bum of all the excess Toothpaste to avoid grossing yourself out!
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Dwight Light Switch Cover
Nothing can be as disturbing fondling Dwight's hairy doubles! This hilarious gag gift is the perfect bachelorette gift for your best friend for endless laughs. She's going to want to run straight to her fiancé the next morning rather than spend another night with Dwight!
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LED Wine Feeding Bra
Second base with your girlfriend has never felt this good! This kinky bra with wine-filled cups is the best party starter outfit. With groovy LED lights and a couple of straws, this bra is so whacky that we won't be surprised seeing the dudes sport them!
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Endless Beep Machine
Think your toddler is annoying? Try this maniac beep Machine that demands a whole new level of patience! With a battery that lasts a whopping 3 years, this machine can be wired to Beep every 5 to 60 minutes. Time to give that piss-off co-worker a gift he won't forget!
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