Orgasmic Man Metal Soap Dispenser
Pump this happy organismic man for some mutual benefit. He gets happier as you get cleaner. This artistic metal dispenser can be used for soap, sanitizer, lotion or anything you please! Get your hands on this industrial piece to quirk up your bathroom, kitchen or living room!
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Octopus Shower Caddy
Do you tiptoe out of the shower for toiletries you've forgotten? Let this friendly little octopus lend you a hand! Its latex arms grips 9 objects of any size and shape. Give him bottles, brushes or bath toys in his safekeeping! You can even hang things upside-down for convenience!
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8-Jet Tempered Glass Shower System
Bring the spa home with this swanky Tempered Glass shower panel. With a handheld shower, shower head and adjustable body jet, bathing will never be boring again! Its tub spout allows for rapid filling of a tub to suit your mood. this shower panel is luxury right in your home!
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Santa Flask Dispenser
If you are playing Santa this Christmas, you cannot conduct your Santa Duties being dehydrated. To ensure that you keep up with the Christmas theme, Santa Flask Dispenser is here. The product lives true to its expectation and can hold any liquid for hours without any fuss.
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Santa Theme Commode Cover
Do not let any part of your home skip the Christmas theme, and when you say "any part," let's make sure that you mean it. Decorate your bathroom in the Christmas theme with this Santa Theme Commode Cover and give your guests an adorable shock every time they visit the washroom.
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Vanity Mirror with LED Lights
The mirror is a reflection of our reality but a bad mirror can make reality pretty blurry that can defeat the whole purposes of having a mirror. So don't just buy any mirror and go with this Vanity Mirror with LED lights that.
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Bathtub Hair Catcher
There can't be anything nastier than rolling your fingers inside the clogged drainage pipes to extract everything that stops your water flow. Because your fingers are designed to be inserted in better dark places. But why worry when you have this irresistible bathtub hair catcher made up of silicon.
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[email protected] Printed Towel
Tired of your roommate using your bathroom linen? This hilarious [email protected] printed towel will ensure he keeps his hands off your stuff! This handmade white elephant gift covers your vital areas just fine, not leaving much too imagination! Flaunt this towel at the beach if you're someone who loves attention!
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Octopus Shower Caddy
Do you tiptoe out of the shower for toiletries you've forgotten? Let this friendly little octopus lend you a hand! Its latex arms grips 9 objects of any size and shape. Give him bottles, brushes or bath toys in his safekeeping! You can even hang things upside-down for convenience!
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Bocarina Nose Flute
Sometimes all you have is yourself for entertainment. That's when this nose flute slips right in! Made of durable dishwasher safe plastic, this little accessory helps you string together your own little symphony. Who knows who could be the next Mozart?
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Creepy Humpty Dumpty
An alternate take on the goody two shoes humpty Dumpty is ideal for someone who enjoys horror. This Hand-Painted resin Sculpture is the creepiest smile you can flash your guests when they enter your home! Unlike the real humpty, this is one sturdy boy who won't fall off that easily.
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P#nis-Shaped Switch Cap
This weenie replica stands up at the slightest touch, just like the real trouser soldier! Hilarious and eye-catchy, this glow in the dark switch cap will leave your guests in fits of laughter! It’s the perfect decor piece for a Bachelorette party to shower the bride with unlimited whangs!
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The Impossible Table
This contemporary coffee table is a great addition to your decor if you enjoy physics and optical illusions. Its multidimensional design makes it a great conversation starter with guests. This Handmade beauty with its intricate artistic finish is a keeper in your home or workplace.
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Creepy Fingercrab Model
Give your visitors the chill with this absolutely sick fingercrab. Made of resin, this life-size model is straight out of the sea and into your living room to jump your guests. It looks so real and so weird, it could startle you out of slumber!
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Flippin Mittens
No more braving the odds to show someone the middle finger, this mitten makes it easy to speak your mind! Made with a dedicated slot to shoot your favorite finger up, Flippin Mittens are frikkin good! Who's voting for an official universal change for mitten designs to this functional pair?
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8-Jet Tempered Glass Shower System
Bring the spa home with this swanky Tempered Glass shower panel. With a handheld shower, shower head and adjustable body jet, bathing will never be boring again! Its tub spout allows for rapid filling of a tub to suit your mood. this shower panel is luxury right in your home!
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Dickosaurus
Let the biggest d#ck in your gang know he's earned the spot with this pudgy dickosaurus. This gag gift is a hilarious way to tell him you all love to poke fun at him. PS: this d#ck can't be put to any other use besides having a good laugh at!
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Denture Soap
Give your guests the creeps with this spooky denture soap. Made of shea butter and fragrance oil, this hilarious soap can be your guilty pleasure every morning only you know the real use of. One thing for sure, nobody will want to stayover once they see these false teeth!
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3D Printed Skull Bowl
Chewing on brains has never been this delicious, literally! This funky skull bowl is great to stock up on some munchies for your next game marathon. Made of Eco-friendly plastic, this bunch of spooky skull boys is the coolest trick and treat candy bowl every little ghoul would love sporting!
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Magic Cube Tissue Box
Slip this Big Bang Theory inspired magic Cube onto a square tissue box for a splash of color in your home. Its magnetic lock ensures it stays put on the table while you pull out your tissues. Gift this box to a Sheldon-like nerd and watch him swoon with joy!
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P#nis Lipsticks
Here’s a wang that actually smells good This! These hilariously shaped lipsticks pamper your luscious lips with a creamy texture. Their notorious shape makes them the best makeup accessory for a Bachelorette! We promise these miniature versions will last longer than its life-size buddy!
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LED Light Bathroom Sink Faucet
Score full points on home decor with this stylish bathroom faucet. Its elegant chrome-plated body sports LED Lights that change colour with the water temperature. A natural waterfall sprout delivers a gentle water flow. With its drip-free ceramic cartridge, you will never face the problem of leaks again!
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Cuppa Teeth Tea Cups
Fancy a jaw waiting to bite into yours? This gross set of teacups is a great gift for someone with an appetite for creepy things! Made of acrylic, these scary cups will throw you a tea party your guests will never forget!
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Galaxy Soap Bar
Enjoy your own little piece of heaven with this celestial soap bar. Made of mild glycerine and biodegradable glitter that doesn't stick, these soaps are absolutely harmless, hydrating skin from within. Gift these glittery drops of stardust to a friend to make bath time fun!
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Venus Bust Scented Candles
It’s no wonder that women are from Venus, how else did these busty candles come around! Made of soy, these small curvy candles are a great way to light your fire *wink wink* This fragrant vegan goddess will have you weak in the knees and in the stress!
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‘Grow A D!ck’ D!ck-Shaped Chillies
These d!ck-shaped chillies are the perfect way to add spice to your palette. Gift this easy peasy planter to a friend who could use a d!ck. All this planter needs in water to sprout up edible and organic baby d!cks. Just don't use them in the bedroom!
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Stress Relief Ball Sack
When life gives you lemons, squeeze this ball sack! Hilarious and embarrassing at once, this suede ball sack is great for times when your stress needs an outlet. If you can't grab them balls in the flesh, at least you can grab them in the sack!
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Charcoal Underwear Pads
Save yourself the embarrassment of when you let slip some unpleasant wind in public. These charcoal pads attach to the outside of underpants without adding bulk to neutralise that stinky odour. No more awkward sidelong glances when your gastric system plays mischief!
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