Pistol Shaped Chocolate
Why quench your hunger when you can literally shoot it down? Don’t let your palate miss the opportunity of experiencing the taste of death by swallowing this pistol-shaped chocolate. This product is both deceptive and tasty at the same time. Want to take a bite?
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Chocolate Bombes
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Pistol Shaped Key
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Picture Frame Gun Concealer
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Matcha Flavoured KitKat
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Fish Shaped Chocolate
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Whisky Chocolate
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HERSHEY’S Kisses Chocolate Candy
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Activated Charcoal Powder
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