P@nis Blanket
P@nis Blanket
If your BFF hasn’t got some in a while, here’s a life-size gift of the cobra to keep her going! This hilarious blanket handmade with tricot fabric promises both warmth and a hearty laugh. Climb into its comfort when you’re just done with human interaction for the day !
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How To Talk To Small People Calendar
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