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P#nis Lipsticks

Here’s a wang that actually smells good This! These hilariously shaped lipsticks pamper your luscious lips with a creamy texture. Their notorious shape makes them the best makeup accessory for a Bachelorette! We promise these miniature versions will last longer than its life-size buddy!

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