Scary Finger Keychain
Get your goth game on with this scary finger keychain. A perfect Halloween accessory or just an artefact to match your psyche, this keychain is as close as it gets to the real deal. Its clay and metal body packs in a punch. PS: Stump a friend by flinging this keychain on their couch!
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Keychain Stun Gun With LED Light
Commit to personal safety with this handy stun gun cum LED light. This device with a rechargeable battery and safety switch is easy to carry and is a must-have for anyone venturing alone. Appearing as an ordinary keychain, this covert device can save the day and how!
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Tweezer Keychain
Here's an emergency tool you didn't know you needed! This handy stainless steel tweezer pulls out nasty ticks, splinters or hair in a jiffy! With a slant surface and sharpened tip, this pocket tweezer saves the day whenever you need it to!
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Mini Photo Album Keychain
Take your prized memories with you wherever you go thanks to this album Keychain. Handmade with leather, this pocket-sized album can hold up to 14 adorable mini photos. Slip it into your husband's pocket for all the times he's apart from the family.
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Giant Zombie Baby
This Inflatable zombie baby will up your Halloween decor game! It comes with LED lights, stakes and a rope to secure its position for your guests to skip a beat! This waterproof polyester baby is so spooky, a good thing he's in the yard in case someone shits their pants!
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If your BFF hasn't got some in a while, here's a life-size gift of the cobra to keep her going! This hilarious blanket handmade with tricot fabric promises both warmth and a hearty laugh. Climb into its comfort when you're just done with human interaction for the day !
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Floral Self-Defense Kubaton Keychain
This Keychain ensures you have a trick up your sleeve in case of danger. The sharp and pointed tip of this virtually unbreakable Keychain can be used to strike an attacker. Swing your keys as a whip as this broad Keychain gives you ample grip to deliver a strong impact.
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Camel D#ck
Got yourself a boyfriend with a strong d#ck game? Gift him this hilarious camel gift to tell him his boy is as powerful as the desert animal! This handmade 3D plastic also makes for a fun Bachelorette gift to the bride to get the night started!
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Creepy Humpty Dumpty
An alternate take on the goody two shoes humpty Dumpty is ideal for someone who enjoys horror. This Hand-Painted resin Sculpture is the creepiest smile you can flash your guests when they enter your home! Unlike the real humpty, this is one sturdy boy who won't fall off that easily.
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Creepy Fingercrab Model
Give your visitors the chill with this absolutely sick fingercrab. Made of resin, this life-size model is straight out of the sea and into your living room to jump your guests. It looks so real and so weird, it could startle you out of slumber!
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Tabasco Hot Sauce Keychain
When ketchup just doesn't cut it anymore, carry your own little dash of spice with you! The cap screws off to attach an all-new miniature bottle once you're done with one. It’s tight enough to last rugged travels to make Those Chipotles, nachos, and steaks a whole lot better!
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Keychain Breathalyzer
Trust this portable alcohol tester to save the day (or night) after a drink too many! Its MicroCheck Sensor Technology delivers reliable results in seconds. Sling this compact Keychain along on all your night-outs to ensure you and your buddies remain well within the law!
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Rattlesnake Head Keychain
This sinewy snake keychain is a great gift to someone who is fascinated with these charming meandering creatures! Made of real taxidermy, this keychain is ideal for any key size and is a real conversation starter! PS: no one's gonna borrow your car if it's slung onto this nasty baby!
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Waterproof Keychain
This torpedo-shaped keychain is a handy accessory on your escapades. Store pills, money, matches or any essentials in utmost safety and style. Made of aerospace aluminium, this sleek EDC gadget ensures you have what you need at arm's length(literally) on hikes and camps!
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Funny Dickhead T-Shirt
Whether it’s a bachelors party, a gift to an ex or just some boys humour, this funny dickhead t-shirt is surely going tickle your funny bone! Made of cotton and polyester, this comfy t-shirt comes in neutral colours that can match with any bottoms! While it’s NSFW, it’s certainly a t-shirt you can lounge in all weekend.
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Human Ear Earrings
Up your funky jewellery game with these human ear earrings. This unique pair demands a second look for its unusual design. Personalise the colour of your handmade earrings to match your skin tone. Lightweight and sturdy, we guarantee these earrings are going to make quite an addition to your sense of style!
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Rubber Lips Wall Artefacta
These Rubber Lips Wall Artefact can make quite a statement on your wall. Slip in a dummy cigarette for a boho artefact that’s sure to catch all the eyeballs. Its a perfect oddity gift for those who flaunt an alternate taste in art and creatives. PS: Smoking is injurious to your health, not for these haute lips!
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Squeezy Rubber Testicles
Squeeze your stress away with these life-size squeezy rubber testicles. These little babies come out untouched from quite a beating even on your worst days. A pair of stressticles is a great gift for those don’t have access to the real deal! It works wonders for a breakup, a lost job or just life’s everyday frustrations!
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Pilot Penis-Shaped Costume
Get on a different high altogether with this quirky Pilot Penis-Shaped Costume. This innovative penis-shaped pilot costume is certain to splash a good laugh across the room. Choose this for an intimate anniversary gift for your partner. It is the perfect way to subtly reveal your naughty side!
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Anti Trump Scented Candle
Political satire has a new address with this funky anti trump scented candle. Complete with hair, orange hues and an adventurous scent, this candle can help ignite your animosity. We can’t guarantee you’ll love the scent, but you’ll sure as hell love the experience! PS: this makes for a perfect gift for Republican friends!
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Jamaican Shrunken Head
Use this Jamaican Shrunken Head for rituals, imagery, graphics or simply as a quirky artefact. Made with leather, jute and foam, it’s comfortable and durable! Slip it on for hours and you won’t feel the heat! PS: It makes for a perfect spooky surprise for the uninitiated visitor!
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Jelly Super Sperms
Here’s a candy with a twist, literally! These Jelly Super Sperms are the perfect party starters. In a yummy pina colada flavour, you can offer these Jelly Super Sperms to friends with a humour and have a good laugh! PS: They taste far better than the real deal!
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Edgy Weapon Keychains
These edgy weapon keychains are so cool to look at. These hand made pieces are made of Metal Alloy Zinc, and Acrylic and are available in the shapes of Frag, Smoke, Stun Grenades and canister for gasoline. Shop as many of these fun keyrings as you want as they will not disappoint you!
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Supplement Keychain Funnel
Whey on the Go is Supplement Keychain Funnel. Do not let time or place get in the way of your muscle building. With this keychain, you can have your daily dose of Whey Protein anywhere and everywhere. The keychain design and small size makes it extremely convenient to carry around.
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Pistol Shaped Key
If you believe that fashion and design was limited to keychains and cannot extend to keys, think again. This pistol shaped key can be customised for your home lock and is a perfect gift for your partner who loves innovation.
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Middle Finger Keychain
A funny middle finger keychain with a fancy middle finger on it. Its there to make your keychain a cute one or the fun keychain with a bold message on it. This 2-inch keychain has a cool carabiner to get a good hold on your middle finger. Replace it with your old keychain and be ready to flash it infront of your coworkers.
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Key and Lock Couple Keychain
A perfect gift idea for couples. This creative couple keychain will help you to convey your message to your partner "Be my Lock or Key to my Heart". Made of Eco-friendly zinc alloy and top-grain leather. A beautiful couple keychain comes in a pair of two for the two of you.
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Keychain Reading Glasses
No more losing your reading glasses. These ThinOptics keychain reading glasses are as thin as the width of two credit cards and fit very conveniently in a handy keychain case. The model of specs is ultra light, that gives you a comfortable grip on your nose. Not only this, the polycarbonate lenses are shatterproof.
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