Can of Whoop-Ass

Can of Whoop-Ass

8 oz of pwnage, 1/2 cup of pain, 3 teaspoons of humiliation and 1 oz of hardcore. Heat on high until the mixture turns red and boils over. Garnish with road rage and enjoy. One of the perfect laughter gag gift you can offer. Ready to capture the endless laughter when opened.

Unicorn Meat

Unicorn Meat

Feel the magic in every bite of this unicorn meat. There are crunchy horn bits in every bite. The meat is also easily spreadable for sandwiches and more. Be assured that this unicorn meat is an excellent source of sparkles. Perfectly canned 5.5-ounce delicious unicorn meat for kids and adults.