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The Shit Show Funny Doormat

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The Shit Show Funny Doormat

Why “Welcome” your guests in the same way as everyone else? Show off your style before they’ve even entered your home. A perfect thing to add to your man cave. This funny doormat will greet your guests or friends in the funniest way. And we all know that man caves are always be the shittiest place one can ever be visited. A coir doormat with a thick rubber nonskid backing.

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