Thumb USB Drive
A creepy little thumb drive, same as the size of a grown man thumb with realistic color. Can make a perfect white elephant gift idea or gift for your kids. Comes in 16GB and 32GB capacity with USB 2.0 for high-speed transfer. A little makeover can make it look like a real sliced up thumb.
$9.99 On Amazon Check It Out Save
Find Out More Desirable Stuff You Might Like
-
Camel D#ck
Got yourself a boyfriend with a strong d#ck game? Gift him this hilarious camel gift to tell him his boy is as powerful as the desert animal! This handmade 3D plastic also makes for a fun Bachelorette gift to the bride to get the night started!
Check It Out On Etsy -
[email protected] Bleaching Kit
Here's the best prank to pull on your buddy who's going to get some tonight! Slip this into his mailbox and trust this modest bleaching kit gag box to leave him pink in the face. Boy, will he be relieved to open it and find that it's empty!
Check It Out On Etsy -
Pizza Gift Box With Real Money
Pull a fast one on your teenage son with just a pizza on his graduation day, until he unveils a stash of cash in this seemingly mundane box. Choose your pizza size based on how generous you feel. He's never going to be this happy to find his pizza missing!
Check It Out On Etsy -
‘D#ck Bonus’ Funny Scented Candle
Laud your boyfriend for his Supreme dick game with this cheeky gag gift. He may have a great personality, but his little man deserves some appreciation too! This soy Wax Candle comes in delicious flavors that’s sure to set the mood to get his overachiever trouser snake in action again!
Check It Out On Etsy -
Dickosaurus
Let the biggest d#ck in your gang know he's earned the spot with this pudgy dickosaurus. This gag gift is a hilarious way to tell him you all love to poke fun at him. PS: this d#ck can't be put to any other use besides having a good laugh at!
Check It Out On Etsy -
Ball Gag Pull-Up Face Mask
When a regular face mask just won't cut it anymore, this hilarious gag mask is what you need to literally make you gag! Handmade with polyester, this breathable mask is worn neck-up as a gaiter and is guaranteed to turn heads everywhere you go!
Check It Out On Etsy -
Cargo Socks Gag Gift Box
Slip a gift inside this gag box for a fun satirical prank. That priceless expression of your friend trying to hold it together will give way to the relief of discovering their real gift! This harmless box promises to put your buddy in a spot while you have the last laugh!
Check It Out On Amazon -
Hump Dog Portable USB
This horny little dog humps any laptop or computer you introduce it to. He's so hardworking, he sticks on until you physically pull him off. Keep this dog in your home or office for no strings attached, totally safe data transfer! He also spreads unlimited laughs.
Check It Out On Amazon -
P#nis Value Stem Caps
This tiny weenie paves the road for the best notorious prank there is! Slip it onto any tire’s valve stem and watch a pair of innocent little penises spin around town. This gag gift is perfect for a Bachelors night ride to send the groom searching for a good time!
Check It Out On Amazon -
-
Hot Lips Prank Gift Box
Jump your buddy with this hilarious box and capture priceless confused expressions! Put his real gift inside this box to give him a sigh of relief. We bet the tension of opening this gift will give him hot lips, just as this funny box promises! PS: keep your camera ready!
Check It Out On Amazon -
P#nis Lipsticks
Here’s a wang that actually smells good This! These hilariously shaped lipsticks pamper your luscious lips with a creamy texture. Their notorious shape makes them the best makeup accessory for a Bachelorette! We promise these miniature versions will last longer than its life-size buddy!
Check It Out On Amazon -
Smell of Space
Ever wondered what space smells like? Enjoy your own pinch of the outer world bottled up in this perfume. Designed for NASA, this little bottle gives you a sneak peek into celestial bodies! If you can't go there, we'll at least you can smell what it’s like out there.
Check It Out On Kickstarter -
Funny P#nis Cookie Cutter
Make yourself some joyous edible p#nises this festive season with this cookie cutter. Made from food-grade plastic, cutter promises to deliver the naughtiest little trouser snakes for your tastebuds. Your guests are going to love tasting these juicy treats! Caution: these p#nises are only for oral consumption!
Check It Out On Etsy -
The BeerBelly Beer Canteen
To the world, this is a beer belly. To you, it’s your very own portable hands-free hydration system! This pouch fits around your waist with a tube leading supplying you your insulated hot/cold beverage whenever you please. What's better? One size fits all! A beer belly just got better.
Check It Out On Amazon -
Weener Kleener Soap
This stimulating bath soap will hug you just in the right places for some harmless self- pleasure. Gift it to your long-distance boyfriend so he can have some 'clean' fun in your absence. Bath time has never been more hilarious!
Check It Out On Amazon -
Novelty Gun-Like Sunglasses
You may love it or hate it, but you can't ignore these sunglasses. These classic aviators have a touch of machismo with real-life AWM sniper rifle frames. Its sleek stainless steel design complements most face structures. That wannabe gangsta buddy is going to love this hilarious gag gift.
Check It Out On Amazon -
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Find yourself j#rking off at any given time? This strange and hilarious book sports a collection of random pictures that promise to kill your urge for self-pleasure. It is a sure-shot way to abstinence! Give this gag gift to your buddy with the strongest libido and challenge his instincts!
Check It Out On Amazon -
F#cks Given Meter Pin
When you truly don't give a f#ck, from the bottom of your heart, it's time to sport this pin. This laser-cut acrylic pin lets you say it like it's meant to be said. Gift it to a friend who drastically needs to reduce the f#cks he's been giving around.
Check It Out On Etsy 
33 Best Gifts For Couples To Pamper Your Favorite Awesome Twosome in 2021
46 Best Gifts For Coworkers Who Make Office Your Second Home
-
Reindeer Thong Underwear For Men
Enjoy this festive season kinky style with this reindeer mankini. Give this gag gift to your man for some naughty cosplay. This comfy polyester bodysuit comes with an adorable pom-pom nose and removable bells to add to its vibe. This is one reindeer you can never say no to!
Check It Out On Amazon -
Dehydrated Water Can
Gift yourself this water can if drinking water is the last thing on your mind. Filled with wit, this can is in fact filled with dehydrated water, we kid you not! This hilarious gag gift is a reminder to your trekker friend to carry some humour in his survival kit.
Check It Out On Amazon -
‘F#ck’ Jars
If you're running out of f#cks to give, it's evident your life is filled with a bunch of Fu*kers! Stock up your f#cks for those who actually deserve them! This glass mason jar with 160 precious wood cut f#cks is a bountiful of resources. Use them wisely!
Check It Out On Etsy -
‘Grow A D!ck’ D!ck-Shaped Chillies
These d!ck-shaped chillies are the perfect way to add spice to your palette. Gift this easy peasy planter to a friend who could use a d!ck. All this planter needs in water to sprout up edible and organic baby d!cks. Just don't use them in the bedroom!
Check It Out On Firefox -
DIY Flying Butterfly Card
Give your special someone butterflies in their stomach with this magical card. This tiny rubber-band-powered Butterfly slips into any greeting card and flies up to 20 feet when the card is opened. Talk about romance floating in the air again!
Check It Out On Amazon -
Stress Relief Ball Sack
When life gives you lemons, squeeze this ball sack! Hilarious and embarrassing at once, this suede ball sack is great for times when your stress needs an outlet. If you can't grab them balls in the flesh, at least you can grab them in the sack!
Check It Out On Amazon -
Charcoal Underwear Pads
Save yourself the embarrassment of when you let slip some unpleasant wind in public. These charcoal pads attach to the outside of underpants without adding bulk to neutralise that stinky odour. No more awkward sidelong glances when your gastric system plays mischief!
Check It Out On Amazon -
Cryptex USB Flash Drive
Protect your data not just with digital locks but also a fool proof mechanical combination lock! This USB drive comes in a stylish gold case with a 5-digit code. Trust this Victorian style gadget to steer your clear of any data theft!
Check It Out On Amazon -
Privise USB Data Blocker
Don't fall prey to unsolicited data transfers from your mobile to other devices. This USB data blocker let's you connect to laptops or tablets in a secure manner. Now you can charge your phone at airports and stations without worrying about malware, virus and unnoticed data exchanges!
Check It Out On Amazon -
42 Best Gag Gifts For Men That Will Have Them Laughing Their Asses Off!
42 Unique Gifts For Best Friends 2021 – Unique BFF Gift Ideas That Your BFF Will Love!
