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Floating Poop Water Thermometer

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Floating Poop Water Thermometer

The next time you throw a pool party, throw this rather scandalous thermometer in the pool and freak your buddies out! It may look like a floating turd, but it gets the temperature just right! With an easy string to pull it out, this log reveals its true use!

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